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Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
OOC: Note that this is just for fun
*sits on a chair in front of a table, full of radio equipment, puts on the headphone and starts talking to the mike*
Hello, ladies and gentleman to the grand opening of Radio Chubbs!
Radio Chubbs transmitors are located on every known planet in the galaxy and so we will enlighten your day every day, everywhere you go! However, staff of this new radio has agreed that they want to hear what do listeners suggest for the radio program to have. So please call us on any transmiting device on 9955-347-669 or 12.04 mHz depending on what you are using. A telephone, a CC mobile phone, a transmitter it doesnt matter. Fell free to call. Well would you look at that! We are on air for barely a minute, we already have a call. Lets hear it!
*turns the phone on air*
This is Radio Chubbs, Jackie speaking! Who is our first caller?
Radio Chubbs - Tobias - 12-27-2004
Hello?
9-1-1?!?
Oh My god Its horrible! The pants! They... they're everywere! I-I... *takes a deep shuddering breath and sobs into the phone* ... the washer... it wont turn on! WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY UNDERWEAR!? YOU HAVE TO HELP! I NE- *dialtone*
Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
Well Furiza, this isnt actually a talk show on depressing topics, but since we have a quite free program at the moment, I think there wont be no problems. Anyways...
1. How in the world do you know these are your last days of your life?
2. Go outside and get some fresh air. Repeat the process every day at leat for an hour.
3. Try to get to know people. They may not be such morrons as you might think.
4. Try to find those who are not complete and utter morons and enjoy with them.
Hope these things will help you. Ill also throw in a song for ya. Its named Always look on the bright side of life........... Have a good day, Fruiza.
*turns on the song while waiting for the second call. Then he receives the distress call*
Um yeah...ok.....anyway........feel free to call, ladies and gentleman....
Radio Chubbs - Old Selipa - 12-27-2004
Several ?friends? backstabbed someone I know ?me ^_^? should I kill them or kill them later, but then again should I just not go and kill them now. Need help sincerely.
Loves Garlic Jr post.
Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
Ergh....well Selipa......I think you should strike back........but not that extreme......bring them to their knees, make their life bitter until they will repay for their treason. I hope your happy with the advise. Now heres a song for ya...... heres Im a survivor......
Radio Chubbs - Burter - 12-27-2004
Jackie, I have a strange obsession with old men with grey hair and have a knack in martial arts. They always seem to be rip offs of Jackie Chan. What should I do?
Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
Ergh....well......my best advice is that you find a psychiatrist.....one that doesnt have grey hair.....also try to find a martial arts that doesnt include old men. Or better yet, create your own martial arts.......
Heres a song for ya.....Everybody wants Kung-Fu fighting.........
Radio Chubbs - Burter - 12-27-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Jackie Chun
Ergh....well......my best advice is that you find a psychiatrist.....one that doesnt have grey hair.....also try to find a martial arts that doesnt include old men. Or better yet, create your own martial arts.......
Heres a song for ya.....Everybody wants Kung-Fu fighting.........
Jackie, will you marry me? =o
Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
You said that in one of the sweetest tones I ever heard........No.
*breaks line with Burter*
Ok people please countinue with your phone calls....and please give us some ideas for our programs. But be prepared beacuse soon were going to have a quiz............stay tuned on Radio Chubbs.
Radio Chubbs - Old Selipa - 12-27-2004
You say I should bring them down to their knees, well they all are girls and I can?t cut off any balls cause go figure they have none. Need help if you may in getting my retribution. Already placed black magic spells on them, what more to do other then just plainly kill them all. All 1, 2.... 12 of them.
Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
Look.....no cuting anything......backstab them the way they backstab you. If they are rich, make them poor. If they got a partner, sleep with that partner. Make them to morally suffer, not psysichly. Once they apologize to you, stop with the torture. But make them ask for forgiveness BADLY. Moral weapons are more effective. Heres a song for ya.......Dont worry, be happy
Radio Chubbs - Old Selipa - 12-27-2004
Your songs are very depressing.
Radio Chubbs - Tobias - 12-27-2004
Hi, Jakie? Love your show. Could you please only use the three dot ellipsis when you talk. Thanks.
Ellipsis
Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
Actually the ordinary text is talking. Whatever acts I make I write them in stars. SO i doubt there should be any problems. And thank you for the compliment. Our first compliment and weve been on air for only an hour...
Ok people keep calling with your questions....but also awnser on the quiz question which goes as followed
*clears his throat*
Who is considered the best critique of writing work in the Universe?
The person who guesses correctly will get from our sponsors the book "Rping for morons", written by the very critique we are asking for. S dont be shy to call.
Radio Chubbs - Old Selipa - 12-27-2004
Your mom in a nutshell, did I win?
Loves the show.
Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
Em no........Selipa, we are looking for a name.
Dont want a depressing song? Heres Get Low..........
Radio Chubbs - Burter - 12-27-2004
Hi. Hello? Did I get through?
OH MY GOD JACKIE I CANT BELIEVE THE PHONE DISCONNECTED! I LOVE YOU! I WANT YOUR BABIES! MARRY ME NOW!
...Huh? No. GET OFF ME! I WANT JACKIE! NO! NOOOO!
*struggles in the background, a scream, two gunshots and a thud*
Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
Em ok.......that was er.........weird...............anyway, I have to go to bed, so if you want to awnser the quiz question or have a question, just call and our electronic secretary will recieve it. For good night heres a very old song....Queen and Radio Ga Ga.........
*turns on the electronic secretary, removes headphone and mike and then goes to bed*
Radio Chubbs - Amadeus - 12-27-2004
*wakes up and listens to the message. Then he puts on the headphone and turns on the mike*
EM, well....what interesting phone call........that teaches us folks that you should never give 3.50 $ to a scout girl......or a lockage monster.......anyway the quiz is still on. But beacuse no one has a clue, the person we are looking for already called our show. So dont be shy and try to guess who is the author of the prize "RPing for morons". And to make your brains working heres a song......Mean buissness..........
Radio Chubbs - Zarbon - 12-27-2004
Is it Furiza? If so, I want 20 bucks with my book...You owe me...