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Chuck Norris says... - Printable Version

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Chuck Norris says... - OldYamcha - 09-16-2006

Dunno if it's been posted before but:

http://says-it.com

My try: [Image: chucksaysnu0.jpg]

If it's been posted before, my bad, but whatever I try searching for says that the search is invalid O_o

Chuck Norris says... - Hellfighter 17 - 09-16-2006

I wonder what will happen to the Internet when Chuck Norris dies.

Chuck Norris says... - King Cold444 - 09-16-2006

Chuck Norris can't die.

Chuck Norris says... - Toshiro - 09-16-2006

Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
I wonder what will happen to the Internet when Chuck Norris dies.

It'll be liberated from stupidity, as his spirit will cleanse all.

Chuck Norris says... - Tobias - 09-16-2006

[Image: sealwt0.gif]

Chuck Norris says... - Spencinator - 09-16-2006

If Chuck Norris COULD die, then Santa Claus isn't real. And we ALL know Santa is real. =o

Chuck Norris says... - Bujin - 09-16-2006

Quote:Originally posted by Panbuukin
If Chuck Norris COULD die, then Santa Claus isn't real. And we ALL know Santa is real. =o

Chuck Norris IS Santa Claus.

Chuck Norris says... - Drake - 09-16-2006

No way, Chuck Norris can't beat this.

Chuck Norris says... - Uno - 09-16-2006

Oh yeah?

Chuck Norris says... - Drake - 09-16-2006

Quote:Originally posted by Koola
Oh yeah?

Yeah!

Chuck Norris says... - Uno - 09-16-2006

Quote:Originally posted by Goku

Quote:Originally posted by Koola
Oh yeah?

Yeah!

OH YEAH!?!

Chuck Norris says... - Aero - 09-16-2006

Chuck Norris is so cool that if he jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norris'd.

Chuck Norris says... - Aero - 09-16-2006

If he dies he will rise two days later.

Chuck Norris says... - Uno - 09-16-2006

Chuck Norris already died...ten years ago. The Grim Reaper just doesn't have the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris says... - Aero - 09-16-2006

Tch. Yeah, he's human. But he will rise again. He isn't like Bruce Lee. He just doesn't die.

Chuck Norris says... - Aero - 09-16-2006

You must be a Bruce Lee fan. Fag.

Chuck Norris says... - Aero - 09-16-2006

Quote:Originally posted by Recoome
No. I am not a Bruce Lee or a Chuck Norris fan. I hate all humans.

Then you should love Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris says... - Aero - 09-16-2006

I know he is a human. So was the Green Lantern. And Batman. And other super heroes. He's just like them. =D

Chuck Norris says... - Celipa - 09-16-2006

[Image: johnsaysvf8.jpg]

Chuck Norris says... - Mowgli - 09-17-2006

Chuck norris was a beleiver in the philosophy of Jeet Kune Do and a student and he's admitted that bruce was a better fighter Big Grin

Edit: you cant bring up the justice league cuz if you havent realised there not immortal either there stories are reinterpretted and then written into our time
Big Grin