Aaaaar, maties!

[Raditzu]

Mafia = Bra
Nezumi = Rad

vV Mafia8 Vv: AAaaaaaaar!
Nezumi16: woah
Nezumi16: Pirate overload
vV Mafia8 Vv: Ya-harrr.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Really?
Nezumi16: could be
vV Mafia8 Vv: Oh.
vV Mafia8 Vv: You're trying to be funny.
vV Mafia8 Vv: I'll keep that mind next time
vV Mafia8 Vv: So I can humor you with a laugh or something
Nezumi16: o.o
Nezumi16: i really wasn't
vV Mafia8 Vv: Uh huh
Nezumi16: ;_;
Nezumi16: fine
Nezumi16: don't believe me
Nezumi16: *pouts*
vV Mafia8 Vv: *Eats cookie*
Nezumi16: ;_;
Nezumi16: give me a cookie!
vV Mafia8 Vv: *Hands you two cookies*
Nezumi16: =D
Nezumi16: *eats them*
vV Mafia8 Vv: Let's ravage the boards.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Burninate them.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Somehow.
Nezumi16: could there be some pillaging involved, too?
Nezumi16: maybe a little rape?
vV Mafia8 Vv: Sure.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Always time for looting
vV Mafia8 Vv: ...And rape, I guess.
vV Mafia8 Vv: If that's your bag.
Nezumi16: well... once i really get into pirate mode its hard to seperate the pillage from the raping
vV Mafia8 Vv: Pillage = taking things
Nezumi16: so im just leaving room for the unknown
vV Mafia8 Vv: Rape = ...well... I guess 'taking things'
Nezumi16: XD
vV Mafia8 Vv: But in a very different sense
Nezumi16: nice
vV Mafia8 Vv: =(
vV Mafia8 Vv: I wasn't aiming for that route, yannow.
Nezumi16: raping?
vV Mafia8 Vv: No.
Nezumi16: i bet you didnt know i was a professor of rape
vV Mafia8 Vv: Justifying your lack of differentiation of rape/pillage by mistake.
Nezumi16: oh
vV Mafia8 Vv: I have a PhD in Quantum Awesomeness
vV Mafia8 Vv: *Shrug*
vV Mafia8 Vv: It turns out I was so awesome I broke physics.
vV Mafia8 Vv: So I went quantum.
Nezumi16: Koola and I came up with this plan
vV Mafia8 Vv: Oh
Nezumi16: we sell rape insurance
vV Mafia8 Vv: Go ahead.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Rape insurance.
Nezumi16: and then go around raping people who don't have rape insurance
vV Mafia8 Vv: ...
vV Mafia8 Vv: Well
Nezumi16: then they get all freaked out and buy rape insurance from us
Nezumi16: its genius
vV Mafia8 Vv: I can't fault your logic.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Your methods, maybe
Nezumi16: and, on the side, we teach rape at the local university
vV Mafia8 Vv: But not your logic.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Teach rape?
Nezumi16: sure
vV Mafia8 Vv: But why? That would cause your insurees to become raped.
Nezumi16: *shakes head*
vV Mafia8 Vv: Thus, you'd have to pay out.
Nezumi16: we don't teach them well
vV Mafia8 Vv: And therefore you'd lose money
vV Mafia8 Vv: ...Oh.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Teaching them wrong as a joke, hm?
Nezumi16: mostly, yes
vV Mafia8 Vv: Awesome.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Can I help?
vV Mafia8 Vv: I'll tell them that getting kicked in the nuts means you're winning the fight
Nezumi16: sure
Nezumi16: you can be our rape TA
vV Mafia8 Vv: Uh huh
vV Mafia8 Vv: So, you're like, the rape professor, then?
Nezumi16: yeah
vV Mafia8 Vv: I guess Koola's the Dean of Rape?
Nezumi16: we co-teach
vV Mafia8 Vv: Ah.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Co-professors.
Nezumi16: trading off days so neither of us have to take a full work load
vV Mafia8 Vv: Heh
vV Mafia8 Vv: But full paychecks, obviously.
Nezumi16: exactly
vV Mafia8 Vv: Cell didn't post. >=o
vV Mafia8 Vv: I'll keel-haul that green bastard
vV Mafia8 Vv: I'll keel-haul you, too!!
vV Mafia8 Vv: Nyaaargh!
vV Mafia8 Vv: Sorry.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Lots and lots of adrenaline
vV Mafia8 Vv: It... doesn't go away
Nezumi16: =D
Nezumi16: its been so long since i've been keel-hauled
vV Mafia8 Vv: Yeah
vV Mafia8 Vv: I figured you'd enjoy it.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Us space banditos, though crazed marauders, do try to keep things fresh and original.
Nezumi16: i still havent posted for this round yet
vV Mafia8 Vv: Phfag.
vV Mafia8 Vv: WTF.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Post.
Nezumi16: i dont wanna
Nezumi16: ;_;
Nezumi16: *whines*
vV Mafia8 Vv: No excuses.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Post now.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Or I hit.
Nezumi16: can i post later?
Nezumi16: instead of now?
vV Mafia8 Vv: Yes.
vV Mafia8 Vv: But
vV Mafia8 Vv: Don't think you're off the hook.
Nezumi16: ._.
Nezumi16: why is this guy talking to me?
vV Mafia8 Vv: Which guy?
vV Mafia8 Vv: Is he a creepy stalker guy?
Nezumi16: maybe
Nezumi16: he's talking to me like i should care
Nezumi16: always makes me feel a bit awkward
vV Mafia8 Vv: Who/what is he?
Nezumi16: enroshia: I am GJ.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Uh huh
vV Mafia8 Vv: So what are you supposed to be caring about?
Nezumi16: like his work
Nezumi16: or school
Nezumi16: or something
Nezumi16: me might have an STD im not sure
Nezumi16: i think he's dropping his genitals onto his keyboard in an attempt to type
vV Mafia8 Vv: Ah.
vV Mafia8 Vv: That seems... overly elaborate
vV Mafia8 Vv: And potentially hazardous.
Nezumi16: enroshia: if you was jacked of shit
enroshia: I chose dial up..... because thats my onlu choice.........
enroshia: get intnet?
enroshia: or wou;d you wait or but your timer?
Nezumi16: wait
vV Mafia8 Vv: ...
vV Mafia8 Vv: You understood that??
Nezumi16: no
vV Mafia8 Vv: Oh.
Nezumi16: i just said something
vV Mafia8 Vv: Repeating a word you -did- understand
vV Mafia8 Vv: Smile n' nod.
Nezumi16: Nezumi16: wait
enroshia: wait?
Nezumi16: sure
enroshia: uhhh
enroshia: dfor?
Nezumi16: obviously i said something wrong
vV Mafia8 Vv: Er...
vV Mafia8 Vv: Just keep saying 'yes'
vV Mafia8 Vv: Regardless of his question/statement
Nezumi16: he stopped typing
vV Mafia8 Vv: Ah.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Say 'yes' anyway
Nezumi16: im hoping he broke his genitals
vV Mafia8 Vv: XD
vV Mafia8 Vv: Ouch
Nezumi16: im tempted to post this conversation
Nezumi16: but i think there are still a couple people on chubbs who think im sane
vV Mafia8 Vv: What's holding you back?
vV Mafia8 Vv: Compassion?
vV Mafia8 Vv: Empathy?
vV Mafia8 Vv: Laughable.
Nezumi16: its mostly lazy at this point
Nezumi16: id have to click "new thread"
Nezumi16: then highlight all of this text
vV Mafia8 Vv: You are so fag.
Nezumi16: and then copy and paste
Nezumi16: not to mention trying to think up a title
Nezumi16: ;_;
vV Mafia8 Vv: Totally.
vV Mafia8 Vv: You're beyond lame.
vV Mafia8 Vv: And beyond "a fag". Now you're just "fag".
Nezumi16: i am fag
Nezumi16: hellz yes
vV Mafia8 Vv: =\
Nezumi16: world's first XTREME fag
vV Mafia8 Vv: You're not XTREME. =o
Nezumi16: i know no bounds
Nezumi16: WTF!
Nezumi16: I AM XTREME!
vV Mafia8 Vv: Eep.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Y-yessir.
vV Mafia8 Vv: *Backs into corner*
Nezumi16: *eats his other cookie*
Nezumi16: *... in a very XTREME manner*
vV Mafia8 Vv: What would that entail?
vV Mafia8 Vv: *Also eats cookie*
Nezumi16: well, for starters
vV Mafia8 Vv: *Quite possibly not in an XTREME manner*
Nezumi16: i have to be snow-boarding while drinking mountain dew
vV Mafia8 Vv: That damn mountain dew
Nezumi16: then i leap of the snowboard onto a mountain bike, do some wheelies, then backflip, face first, into the cookie and eat it
Nezumi16: its a very involved process
vV Mafia8 Vv: It's just rebranded engine coolant.
vV Mafia8 Vv: Wow.
vV Mafia8 Vv: I don't know if I'm fit enough to eat cookies XTREMEly
Nezumi16: yeah, it can be pretty tough
vV Mafia8 Vv: Shit
vV Mafia8 Vv: Chocolate chips are like
vV Mafia8 Vv: A gift
vV Mafia8 Vv: From heaven
Nezumi16: im a gift from heaven
Nezumi16: =O
vV Mafia8 Vv: Are not
Nezumi16: i might be
Nezumi16: an XTREME gift
vV Mafia8 Vv: Filthy Mexicans are not gifts
Nezumi16: hey!
Nezumi16: i took a shower today
vV Mafia8 Vv: XD
Nezumi16: we rule
Nezumi16: btw
vV Mafia8 Vv: Yeah
vV Mafia8 Vv: I gotta say
vV Mafia8 Vv: We totally do.
Nezumi16: i think this is worthy of
Nezumi16: *XTREME action pose!*
vV Mafia8 Vv: *Slightly less XTREME action pose!*
Nezumi16: we need to start a super hero group
vV Mafia8 Vv: Shit yes.
Nezumi16: so we can show everyone else how much we rule
vV Mafia8 Vv: My super power is anger
vV Mafia8 Vv: I can channel it
vV Mafia8 Vv: Into angry metaphysical objects
vV Mafia8 Vv: No!
vV Mafia8 Vv: Not anger!
vV Mafia8 Vv: Confusion!
Nezumi16: im too XTREME to need super powers
vV Mafia8 Vv: My powers would be limitless!
Nezumi16: i just stand around looking sexy
vV Mafia8 Vv: And the supervillians become paralyzed
Nezumi16: wait... we have to fight super villians?
vV Mafia8 Vv: Okay
vV Mafia8 Vv: Maybe we'll just sit around getting hammered in our awesome flying hero fortress.
Nezumi16: hellz yes
Nezumi16: and we'll abduct people, beat them up, and say we saved them from the clutches of doom
Nezumi16: and then pose for the cameras
vV Mafia8 Vv: Definitely.
vV Mafia8 Vv: We'll make public appearances and stuff
vV Mafia8 Vv: And basically ride on our false fame
vV Mafia8 Vv: Until we're rich enough to not care about anything.
Nezumi16: shit... i already dont care about anything
Nezumi16: does that mean im rich?
vV Mafia8 Vv: No
Nezumi16: damnit!
vV Mafia8 Vv: Just painfully apathetic
Nezumi16: so close
vV Mafia8 Vv: You and me both. =\
Nezumi16: its ok
Nezumi16: we're apathetic super heros
Nezumi16: so we rule
vV Mafia8 Vv: How does that work?
vV Mafia8 Vv: It's like
vV Mafia8 Vv: We could save the world
vV Mafia8 Vv: But...
vV Mafia8 Vv: Why?
Nezumi16: and then there's the drinking
Nezumi16: and waffles!
vV Mafia8 Vv: Yes
vV Mafia8 Vv: Waffles and whiskey
vV Mafia8 Vv: Whiskey on waffles
Nezumi16: we'll commission someone to make a waffle-iron shaped like us
vV Mafia8 Vv: Snazzy
vV Mafia8 Vv: Obviously we've got our priorities straight

[Drake]

I say you ban She-man again :D

[Broli]

WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING THESE KINDS OF THREADS?!!!

*stabs out eyes*

[Raz]

XD Oh yes, this is soo original. God damn Rad, you and Bra broke the mold.

*Buys waffle irons* *Devour wafflized forms of Rad/Bra* ... *With whiskey*

[Super Buu]

vV Mafia8 Vv: It's like
vV Mafia8 Vv: We could save the world
vV Mafia8 Vv: But...
vV Mafia8 Vv: Why?

XD

[Orion]

Did... did anyone actually read that whole thing? I hope you have better things to do with your time/shorter attention span than that.

[Hellfighter 17]

I'm sorry, but that carrier pidgeon still hasn't made it, Goku. =(

What about those whom you teach how to rape thew wrong way but don't buy rape insurance?

[Raditzu]

Well, obviously, we rape them until they do.

Just because their our students doesn't mean they'll be exempt.

[Hellfighter 17]

Why not? They are earning you money by performing it improperly, and they might defect after some time.

[Orion]

Originally posted by Hell Fighter 17
I'm sorry, but that carrier pidgeon still hasn't made it, Goku. =(

Yeah I know, I assumed it died, that's why the carrier turtle's on it's way.

[Hellfighter 17]

Yea, hopefully it'll make it here two weeks in advance like it's supposed to.