My Future Roomie

[Krillin]

His name is Arkor, and there really aren't any words to describe how hilarious this guy is. But I will try.

1) He's black. From Liberia, and he's got a funny accent, but whatever you're imagining right now is very different from how he actually is.

2) He is amazingly gullible. I convinced him of many, many things over the last year, including:

--that scientists had recently found that all males actually have a very small set of ovaries attached to the back of their testicles, which had gone unseen for years because they've always done frontal scans of the body, rather than side scans

--that there was a feminist secret society in my dorm that met up on the fifth floor of Roth (my dorm), in the hallway leading to the storage closet.

--that me and six other people were hackers working for a company named Uplink (you might recognize that as the name of a game; it is this game that I play on my computer when I want him to think I'm hacking). Our next mission, we've told him, is to hack into a police mainframe in Georgia (the country, not the state) and edit the criminal record of an individual there, who would, in return, pay each of our college tuitions. He gets so nervous when I start talking about this stuff.

3) I managed to convince him to sing Celine Dion for a YouTube video. I share this video with you now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G3R5-jyrUc

I'm buying my own video camera sometime soon (I had to borrow one for that video), and will be recording all of the various hijinks over the next year, including some of the Uplink hacking stuff.

If this could be a career, I would do it full-time.

[Reijin]

Rickroll imo

[Burter]

It's not.

[Super Buu]

Genius.

Are you ever going to tell him that you're pranking him? I doubt he's going to figure it out by himself, but I think telling him would ruin any trust that he has in people forever.

[Bojack]

You gotta come harder than this man. Prankvote has you beat.

[Aero]

That youtube is out-of-sight hilarious.

[Krillin]

Genius.

Are you ever going to tell him that you're pranking him? I doubt he's going to figure it out by himself, but I think telling him would ruin any trust that he has in people forever.

Well, a dickwad on my floor ruined the feminist secret society one (we were actually going to stage midnight-meetings and initiate Arkor into the 'group'), and ever since then, it's become increasingly difficult to convince him of anything. Partnered with my unfortunate difficulty in keeping a straight face, it's a real challenge these days. I'm going to make an effort.

[Reijin]

It's not.

'twas just a joke, hadn't looked yet.