Handicapped Match: Aqua vs Turles/Raspberry

[Burter]

Aqua asked for a challenge, so Burter has thrown in two oppenents for him in the form of two fellow newcomers to CPW, at the same time.

[Aqua]

The bass of Aqua's entrance began to build for a few moments, the lights dimming to indicate that he was expected in the ring at any moment. The entrance seemed very similar to that of his last match with Reijin, and so the general approach was not nearly as well received.

However, after a few moments, the bass cut off and the lights returned to their normal brightness. Turles and Rasberry's entrance music flipped on shortly after and there was a general murmur of confusion from the crowd.

Where was Aqua?

[Aqua]

As the two warriors entered the ring, they looked around a bit confused. Aqua was supposed to have entered first but he was no where to be seen. The announcers mulled over some possible options as to where Aqua might be at the moment.

After a few brief minutes of confused chatter between the announcers, and even the audience, the lighting in the arena began to dim down once more. This time, the crowd was a bit taken by surprise and thus spurred into a loud frenzy of excitement. The typical boom of bass that indicated Aqua's incoming entrance only served to excite the audience even further.

There was no telling where he might come from. And, as unexpected as... was expected (ironic as that sounds) he appeared from amidst the crowd., launching himself in an air-borne flip from the side-rails onto the nearest ring post, landing neatly in a squating position with one hand down to counter balance his weight.

He grinned with his rotten teeth at his two opponents.

[Dehan]

Turles scoffs and shakes his head, without a moment's hesitation he kicks the fish like creature in the nuts, raising his fists into the air the warrior lets out a cry of victory.

The fans boo loudly and begin to launch drinks and popcorn at the wrestler, "Shut up you damn hippies!". The saiyan turns around raising his middle finger to the crowd, they continue to throw mutiple items at the arrogant fool as he climbs through the ropes and approaches the fans.

An old woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a can of mace, before the saiyan can back away he recieves a face full of mace. "AH GAH DAMMIT!" screams Turles as he falls to his knees crying loudly, the old woman stands up and continues to mace the already hurt saiyan.

[Raspberry]

"I hate you," Raspberry yelled.