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The New Birds and The Bees
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A little boy goes to his father and ask "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answeers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got togther on a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where you mother agreed to a downloaded from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we dscovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:

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You got Male!
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#2
Win.
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Quote:Originally posted by Gohan
A little boy goes to his father and ask "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answeers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together on a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where I agreed to insert my 3 ? inch floppy disk into her disk drive. We discovered that neither one of us had firewall to use, just encase the floppy disk had a virus. The disk did turn out to have a virus, which corrupted her disk drive. Unfortunately the virus was incurable. We had to wait nine months for a new computer to arrive. We named the new PC Bobby. The PC turned out to be a MAC.

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#4
No.. It was how I saw it >.>
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#5
Mines the Rated-R version.
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#6
xD
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#7
Brilliant! Both of them. I actually did lol while reading.
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#8
*yawn*
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
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Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
*yawn*
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#10
Bohohohoho.
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Bra Wrote:People are dumb, essentially.
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