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Name: Unknown
Aliases: Bil Baer Jaxx, BBJ, The Big Bad Wolf
Occupation: Professional Tough Guy
Affiliations: Bad Boys Incorporated (hitman), The Lords of Explosions and Pain (drummer)
Base of Operations: Mobile
Gender: (Alpha) Male
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 320 lbs
Married: No
Children: Hell no
Description: Muscular torso, thin legs. BBJ is perpetually stuck in the 80s, commonly dressing like the bassist of an unsuccessful hair metal band. Big black hair, unkempt facial hair, unnaturally pale skin. Frequently found sporting the t-shirt of a heavy metal band, and accessorizing in studded leather or torn denim. Obsessed with skulls, devils, the Iron Cross, and other badass imagery. Wears big belt buckles, plated greaves, kneepads, and sometimes elbowpads. Occasionally sports fingerless gloves, eblowpads, and/or aviator shades.
Personality: BBJ is the god-damn man, and he makes sure everyone acknowledges it as fact. If you don't he'll smash your face. Charismatic, loves to tell jokes, often at the expense of others or specific groups of people.
Fun Facts
*If BBJ found a rodent in his house, he'd break his legs and charge it interest on back rent.
*BBJ's favorite band is Motorhead. He believes Lemmy Kilmister to be the first and only true Messiah.
*BBJ thinks most things are complete bullshit. Especially the truth when it's not what he wants to hear.
*BBJ has tried several times to punch a hole in the sky. He has yet to have any success.
*BBJ smokes dynamite and drinks crude oil.
*Before learning the phrase was not sexual in nature, BBJ was under the impression that he had "broken the fourth wall".
*Legend has it that BBJ once blew up an orphanage because one of the bigger kids took his teething ring. This legend has been confirmed numerous times.
*BBJ's favorite movie is Steel Magnolias. Anyone who learns of this is a dead man.
*BBJ's favorite song is Killed By Death by Motorhead. He doesn't refer to it as "his song", he refers to it as his "theme song".
*BBJ is fluent in Kickass, Badass, and Hardass.
*BBJ's favorite color is the color of your blood.
Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana
