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Man, I raped in my ranked game just now. Even better though was my Heimerdinger. He reminded me of why I used to main him. The little bastard is stupid pro bait.
Their Singed, Yi, LeBlanc, Caitlyn and Teemo were all chasing the little bastard, and not a one of them could catch him. Heimer was with me and we were running from having just destroyed their top inner turret. I got slowed by Singed so I knew I was dead. I turn around and dash into all 5 and ult, killing Cait outright and put the rest at below half. The chase went on, Heimer placing turrets and slowing with the ult, firing missiles at the chasers and throwing perfect fucking grenades.
Heimer managed to get to the top golems in his chase. Expecting that they would cut him off through that narrow bush, he lobed a nade and saw Yi and Singed, with Teemo coming up, running into that brush. Popped missiles, killed Yi, then Teemo ran into the bush and died to the incoming grenade. Only Singed was left, about a quarter health left. He threw his slow and threw Heimer just as he placed a turret. Our creeps were there too and Singed got trapped in between the turret and a minion, and he died to another missile. LeBlanc ran like a bitch and was picked up by TF that just respawned. Delayed Ace ftw.
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Who were you?
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the time, and if it left... I would be fine."
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So I tried out Pantheon last night.
Holy crap, that guy can be hyper awesome when you get him going. I sucked in the laning phase (I think I died about six times), but once it got to the part where you wander around and kill them, I just slaughtered everyone. Multi-kills all around, for no damn reason.
I like Pantheon. I feel he needs a BDSM skin to be a truly terrifying force in-game, though. RIOT, WHERE IS YOU?
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Kaden Wrote:Who were you?
Jungle Xin. Our Heimer didn't know who to pick so he went random. He ended up getting his favorite champ.
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21/4/22 JunglePlank.
Should I feel bad for playing GP in a custom 5v5 with some of Chad's friends?
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Yes.
You're an awful friend.
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Hey! Chad was the only one out of that group that I knew. ...and he was on the enemy team.
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I went 27/6/0 in a game last night. I had two quadra kills and a penta kill.
Someone on my team mocked me for not being a team player, and the response from someone on the other team was: "It's not your fault, Vayne, you were born that way."
I lol'd.
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Doing successful Junglin'.
As Heimer.
Again.
2/1/17. And my one death netted us an Ace. So yeah.
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Do I get a reward for winning a ranked game as AP Pantheon?
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No, because you didn't win the game, you were just on the winning team. =D =D =D
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John Doe Wrote:Do I get a reward for winning TWO ranked games as AP Pantheon?
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Tiamat Ez is legit.
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Gold per 5 Evelyn is legit too. Climbing my way out of ELO Hell by playing shitty champs with shitty builds warms my cockles.
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Gold per five into what is what I was wondering.
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Kaden Wrote:Gold per five into what is what I was wondering.
Kage's Pick > Deathfire
Avarice Blade > Ghostblade
Philosopher's Stone > Reverie
Golden Heart > Randuin's
And you get whatever boots and 5th item you want.
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There is nothing more satisfying as a Teemo player than picking off the enemy when you're already out of the teamfight. Oh, mushrooms.
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Comebacks are awesome. Especially when they're 4v5 "OH GAWD JUST END US ALREAD- oh wait did we just score an ace?" comebacks.
Also, I pro stole Baron with Consume as Spell Vamp Nunu. TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR GETTING 1V2'D BY REN.
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Who was in the game where I Q-stole baron as Caitlyn? That was amazing and I totally didn't brag enough about it. Blind skill shot Baron steal. That goes in the fuck yeah thread.
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What happens when you have five John Does together on a team? Stuff like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwzsXR4sM_Y Lots of stuff like this.
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