The Darn Truth

[Raditzu]

Koola: Rad's ideas + my ideas = fucking wonderful everytime
Koola: but our ideas sux by themselves

By our powers combined, we rox j00 face!!

[Vegeta]

This kind of blows.. I can like have awesome ideas but only when combined with your ideas...

*is worthless on own*

It sucks being an integral part of a mastermind. Everyone likes the complete product... not the seperate parts.

*goes to cry self to sleep*

[Raditzu]

Take our avatars, for example. You found the pic, I told you to make them avas. We rox.

[Vegeta]

I pwn.. *pwns*

[Raditzu]

Besides, that "whole package" concept is soooo early nineties. No one does things that way anymore. Its all about forcing as many individual components onto the target audience as possible.

[Vegeta]

Yes. We could sell the first "core" required component to everyone but you really need about 12 more before you can do anything cool with our product. We'll sell the core component for $50 and each "add-on" for $20.

[Raditzu]

And then the tech support is an extra $10 per minute, because there were no instructions included with any of our products. You simply recieve the product in a box, and a slip of paper with the tech-line number on it.

[Vegeta]

No, we'll give the instructions in chinese and then offer a translation for $10 a minute, then we make sure the instructions are too complicated to follow in the first place, so then, you have to call tech support again so we can tell you how to put it together and then we bend you over the counter because we just made $362.54 on a 36 minute phone call.

[Raditzu]

See? Even if some "complete product" came along, it would pale in comparison to the sheer brilliance of our... uh... you know... stuff.

Anyway... my point is we rox. We rox hardcore. So hardcore, in fact, that even thinking about it hurts your face.

[Vegeta]

Let's not give them any screws in the packages either, and make them some bizarre non standard screw with a special screwdriver and then sell them the screws and the screwdriver for way too much because we're the only ones who have them.

I need to stop pwning for a moment.. it's hard though.

[Raditzu]

I think the first step, actually, is to stop posting out brilliance on a public forum. Either that, or take away everyone's ability to see the asylum.

[Vegeta]

Yeah... well, things like this are a dime a dozen for people as brilliant as us.

[Burter]

You guys do realize your having a conversation over a message board, and I'm gonna assume your talking on AIM as you talk here.



0.o

[Orion]

*points to old avatar and new title*

Arseholes.

[Drake]

When your powers combine, I am Captain Planet.

You're both ghey.

Goodday.

[Broli]

Notice how the first 12 posts are just a conversation between Rad and Koola...

[Raditzu]

Oh shiet. Cooler, they figured it out.

o.0

[Raditzu]

But then you miss out on the witty rapport of your Chubbs comrades.

[Kami]

I am a rubber figureine, yay.

I had a dream I was running naked in some woods, and there were people around but they never saw me and then I wanted to find my clothes so I could go eat at the Burger King which was really small infront of this odd restaraunt place run by military people.

*blinks*

[Kami]

I needed them to get inside the Burger King and so people wouldn't stare. Plus they were just lying on the ground and I needed to pick them up for later. Then I started finding shirts that I didn't own...