04-05-2009, 09:33 PM
*hears a unexpected knock on the door, looks through peephole sees two dudes I don't know, opens door and both guys look at me for five seconds*
Guy: 'Um...you live here?'
Me: Yea, you looking for one of my roommates?
Guy: Er no.
Guy 2: Yea I mean
Me: They're not here *closes door slowly while staring at them*
I need a new baseball bat.
Guy: 'Um...you live here?'
Me: Yea, you looking for one of my roommates?
Guy: Er no.
Guy 2: Yea I mean
Me: They're not here *closes door slowly while staring at them*
I need a new baseball bat.

