04-13-2009, 08:31 PM
So there I was, down in the kitchen looking for some grub, when my younger sisters walks over, all dressed up about to go to this student party at her college, she hands me this shoe polish thing, and says...
"Hey Matthew could you squeeze this shoe polish I can't get it to work"
"Why should I"
"Cause you're stronger than me"
"True..."
/man strength
Next thing I know, there's black shoe polish splattered literally ALL OVER the kitchen, all over the fridge, all over the floor, all over me, all over my sister, EVERYWHERE. I was just like, fuck. Anyway after about an hour of me, two of my sisters and my mum cleaning non-stop, we managed to clean up the floor and counters, the fridges were unfortunately stained black, and part of the walls were beyond help too, I guess they'll have to be re-painted. So yeah, that sucked. Somehow my sister managed to get stuck with all the blame, which was fine with me. I was also suprised by everyones reaction, If you had told me that it was going to happen beforehand, I would have said, my sister would have burst into tears, and my mum and dad would have went balistic, but no everyone was kinda like, shit happens.
"Hey Matthew could you squeeze this shoe polish I can't get it to work"
"Why should I"
"Cause you're stronger than me"
"True..."
/man strength
Next thing I know, there's black shoe polish splattered literally ALL OVER the kitchen, all over the fridge, all over the floor, all over me, all over my sister, EVERYWHERE. I was just like, fuck. Anyway after about an hour of me, two of my sisters and my mum cleaning non-stop, we managed to clean up the floor and counters, the fridges were unfortunately stained black, and part of the walls were beyond help too, I guess they'll have to be re-painted. So yeah, that sucked. Somehow my sister managed to get stuck with all the blame, which was fine with me. I was also suprised by everyones reaction, If you had told me that it was going to happen beforehand, I would have said, my sister would have burst into tears, and my mum and dad would have went balistic, but no everyone was kinda like, shit happens.