The following has to entirely do with work tonight, and I apologize that we don't have spoiler tags in advance.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE STUPID FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT THAT WILL FUCKING LIE TO YOUR FUCKING FACE AND TO YOUR MANAGER WHO IS TRYING TO ACTUALLY HELP THEM ALL BECAUSE THEY JUST WANT A FREE MEAL WHEN THERE WAS NOT ONE GOD DAMN THING WRONG AND EVERYTHING WAS COMPLETELY FUCKING FINE UP UNTIL A FEW MINUTES AFTER PEOPLE REALIZE THAT THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR GOD DAMN MEAL AND THEN GO "OH SHIT LET'S FUCKING MAKE SHIT UP ON THE SPOT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE FOR THE RESTAURANT!!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A WONDERFUL FUCKING IDEA LET'S ALL BAND TOGETHER BECAUSE WE ARE THE FUCKING SHITSTAINS LEFT OVER SCRAPED UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE FUCK YEAH!"
EDIT: Please, if anyone loses their mind and decides to respond to that, just say "@Ashe" and don't quote that. And yes, even the manager agrees that tonight was probably going into history for all of us as the worst customer night ever.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE STUPID FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT THAT WILL FUCKING LIE TO YOUR FUCKING FACE AND TO YOUR MANAGER WHO IS TRYING TO ACTUALLY HELP THEM ALL BECAUSE THEY JUST WANT A FREE MEAL WHEN THERE WAS NOT ONE GOD DAMN THING WRONG AND EVERYTHING WAS COMPLETELY FUCKING FINE UP UNTIL A FEW MINUTES AFTER PEOPLE REALIZE THAT THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR GOD DAMN MEAL AND THEN GO "OH SHIT LET'S FUCKING MAKE SHIT UP ON THE SPOT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE FOR THE RESTAURANT!!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A WONDERFUL FUCKING IDEA LET'S ALL BAND TOGETHER BECAUSE WE ARE THE FUCKING SHITSTAINS LEFT OVER SCRAPED UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE FUCK YEAH!"
EDIT: Please, if anyone loses their mind and decides to respond to that, just say "@Ashe" and don't quote that. And yes, even the manager agrees that tonight was probably going into history for all of us as the worst customer night ever.

