08-03-2009, 07:02 PM
That's the biggest reason I've never visited Australia, actually.
Bears and cougars and stuff don't really scare me because they, like, tend to leave people the fuck alone.
Spiders and snakes are like "s'up yo" and just fucking move in.
Visiting Paraguay, everything was poisonous. The plants, the ants, the spiders, the snakes, the gigantic locust-ey grasshoper things, the frogs, everything. Like what the fuck? I imagine Australia to be the same thing ONLY YOU'RE TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND.
And the sydney funnel web is a scary motherfucker. Fuck Australia.
Bears and cougars and stuff don't really scare me because they, like, tend to leave people the fuck alone.
Spiders and snakes are like "s'up yo" and just fucking move in.
Visiting Paraguay, everything was poisonous. The plants, the ants, the spiders, the snakes, the gigantic locust-ey grasshoper things, the frogs, everything. Like what the fuck? I imagine Australia to be the same thing ONLY YOU'RE TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND.
And the sydney funnel web is a scary motherfucker. Fuck Australia.
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