League of Legends

[Ashe]

So I just finished a matchmaking game (surprisingly, only one jackass present) and I was playing Evelyn. A hella carry Champion, and I know that, so I don't mind when I get owned for the first half of the game. What's awesome is when other people don't know that.

I walk up to this dude, start a fight and end up losing. This is around lvl 8. He's the jackass and launches into the usual "omg noob fag lawlz" routine. Next time I run into him I'm now at level 17 and it's pretty much our team versus theirs (those fights are awesome). I end up walking away from it with a triple kill.

Which, of course, is bullshit because I hax. Obviously.

Always love those people.

And yeah, we did get into a group game where some dude, around level 7, just started repeatedly going "god ur retarded" "nice try nubs" "lol u all suck" and "keep being bad homie". Then his friend (aptly named CaptainAmazing) joins in with the "rofl i love free points, wut noobs" in the public chat. My response was basically "That's cool. Anyone point out to you that this game is in beta? You know, as in everyone in it is new and not top tier pro status while testing out bugs and characters?" Their response "lol i love when noobs try to make excuses for why they suck". Then my client crashes, I reload, get back in game "lol baddie you can't ragequit and start another game rofl just delete ur account terribad"

Was rather interesting to see the typical "pro status" players running around at the bottom of the rankings ladder (this was before the reset had happened) with brand new accounts.