[02] Perform for Gamer!

[Mr. Zhu]

"Fellow travelers!" boomed the giant-esque figure down towards them, "What is it that you request from me, the great Wizard of Oz!"

Mr. Zhu stared up at the figure, almost forgetting to dish out his line. "Um, sir, my friends and I are here to ask for a wish, sir... Sir.” he said with a perky voice.

The others now bunches up behind Zhu and looked up at the thing, Ander and Cain nodding receptively, while Belle picked at his outfit as it came out of his frame and Orion boringly looked at the wizard. Dorothy bent down, his two hands scrunched up in front of her chest, he cried dramatically. "OH PLEASE HELP US!"

The Wiz took a long pause and then replied. "Okay, but only under one condition! You have to bring me, the witch’s broomstick!"

"The wha?" Orion almost blurted.

Cain nodded accordingly as he was familiar with the plot and Ander looked at the wizard confusingly. They clearly kicked the witches ass already, well at least Toto did, but now they have to go back to her to get their wish granted, it was all too messed up and too farfetched from the original plot. Belle on the other hand, felt no reason to conceal the fact.

"We already kicked her ass!" Toto said heroically, "Err, RUFF!"

The actor playing the wizard took awhile to respond to it, but finally improvised his way to make it come the full circle and less awkward. "Well, you better do it again!"

Before Belle could put another word in, the eunuch pushed him aside and thanked the wizard for his hint to the actors. Now they were on their own again as the scene changed yet again, this time the wizard out of screen. They were supposed to be walking somewhere, most likely towards the witch's palace of evil, but no one really knew what was going on.

"Now what?" Orion quickly looked at Ander for an answer. However, this time even Ander had no idea what was going to happen next.

The whole getting broomstick thing was part of the plot, but the witch getting owned already was not exactly part of the set-up. They were once again, left with no clear direction on what should be happening, or what was to happen next in the timetable of events. But soon, our actors were rescued when all of a sudden actors dressed in monkey costumes stormed the scene, it was then when Ander remembered that there was a scene with flying monkeys and shit.

"OH NO! It's the flying monkey minions of the Witch!!" Cain cried out loudly.

Zhu reacted fast and pretended to faint from the danger, as the monkeys swarmed him and Belle. As Ander and Cain were both submissive in the whole scene, Orion and Belle felt the urge to be the hero and began battling with the monkeys.

"Help us god damn it!" growled the halfling saiyan, Orion grunting in agreement.

At this time both Ander and Cain decided they can't bother messing the play up so they stood there, out of place, while Toto and the Lion engaged in a big war.

"Stupid saiyans," Zhu thought as he forces his eyes closed and being dragged away by the monkey leader. As this happened, the stage claw accidentally scraped across Zhu's cheeks and created a small but visible cut on face. Zhu opened his eyes wide open and went to feel the wound, and then he grew dark. He was pissed, but he still had to stay in character. Instead of exploding at the actor, he chose an alternative. "Oh no you di'nt!"

Zhu got up to his feet and arched his fingers, Cain knew Zhu was somehow going to hurt this guy, so he quickly jumped in and grabbed Zhu from behind, dragging him away from the actor. "I'll save you Dorothy!"

Meanwhile, the monkey actors scoff the stage before they got beat to death by the two Saiyans and Dorothy. Belle almost chased off the stage to fight the actors, but finally snapped into his right mind to control himself. Now they were left, completely clueless of what should happen next once again.