Well for example, instead of ramming your boner into the back of his pants, try concealing it in a box and having him open it, or maybe instead of lunging for his crotch every time you see him, perhaps try and talk about other things, like proper use of grammar or spelling, then move in on the man apples.
All else fails there is rape.
All else fails there is rape.
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When in doubt: It was sarcasm.

