08-08-2011, 04:45 AM
Jonathan Meer Wrote:Tell them at nights you slip on a cock ring and masturbate to the film Constantine.
lol I wish I thought of something like that at the time but all I could manage was 'Guys, thanks for the effort but I've been down this road too many times to count. I'll take your reading material, look it over when I have time and that's it.
@Vad, I wish you could have sent over some strippers dressed in devil outfits. And my Jehovah Witness grandmother tried to railroad me into converting. It came out of the blue...sleeping all great this morning and she shakes me until I wake up and tells me I have to go with her and she's tired of seeing me, my sisters and mom live in sin.
I had no clue being a college student was a sin
can't really speak for my mother or sisters. Anyway right now I'm awkardly posted up, legs propped up on the dresser and my body slumped in this fucking chair. One thing is for certain though, my sister owes me big time for pulling her stunt that led to us not leaving when I called for it. Like: that I found a few Wizard magazines I used to buy. For some reason I wasn't into comics but I enjoyed reading Wizard.

