04-12-2011, 10:12 AM
Jonathan Meer Wrote:Hate: Mi madre is awesome. She has this fucked up idea that, if she has to be awake in the middle of the night for a stupid reason, we all need to be awake in the middle of the night for a stupid reason.
The dog wouldn't come up the stairs in the middle of the night (we have to let him out frequently). Instead of turning on the porch light, she seriously yells upstairs (2 AM, mind you), "CHRIS JESS WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS THE LANTERN"
Which I fucking ignore and go back to fucking sleep because she has a porch light and doesn't need a fucking lantern.
So this morning she's all like 'Sorry Chris, we can't carpool, I got barely any sleep last night.' I got about five hours, repeatedly interrupted by her stupid shit (like yelling upstairs, like closing doors in frustration, like yelling at the dog).
Like: Strangers on a Train.
;D

