The Like/Hate Thread

[Ashe]

Handcuff you to the nearest stop sign and put the bag on your head. Sorry, but a statement like:

"You have a great personality, but you're too fat" is the quickest way to my angry side.

I laughed at the reversal. Nice shot.

That said, I'd say in this situation you'd have far more dignity than I would. I couldn't hold my pride long enough to care. I think I'd be like "Which direction would you like the bag and what kind of face can I draw on it? And can I cut out eye holes please?"

Of course, this might be after finding I'm very annoyed with myself for taking the "high road" throughout all of my earlier portion of life, to the point where I actually made people think I wasn't interested or simply earned their frustration by "rejecting" them, when my whole thought process was "I respect you more than that and want to show it". Something I later learned in life was that "sometimes someone wants _____ (you, sex, whatever) and doesn't care at that moment if they have your respect or not, because they are putting themselves out there." (Not at all insinuating a similarity with the jokes above though).