Like: This game of online poker I just played. It was a typical game until I noticed one guy kept going all in with Jack Two. I continuously called him out on it. Anyway, he's not the awesome guy. There was a guy called ZombieBobUSA who made it to the 2nd to final table with me.
We spent, I'd say a good 15-20 minutes just shooting the shit while everyone around us dropped like flies. We talked about zombies and the rapture, knocking on wood, lucky rivers, satan's number, Jack Two, and DBZ. Before we knew it, me, him, and two other guys with like 15x more chips than both of us combined were all that was left. We held our ground against them for another 10 minutes, repeatedly making jokes that "wtf why are we still even in this game."
All good things must come to an end, sadly, and I decided to take a chance on a two pair (Kings and Queens, if you believe me) against the chip leader, while singing "Highway to the Danger Zone" as Bob told me to "don't look towards the light!" Needless to say, I went out in a blaze of glory. "IT'S OVER 9000!!!" (the guy who took me out had a SSJ2 Gohan pic)
"I'll be following in your footsteps shortly."
He managed to get first place. I lol'd.
Edit: The reason I lol'd is because his winning hand was a royal flush. "It's like we're on TV or something."
We spent, I'd say a good 15-20 minutes just shooting the shit while everyone around us dropped like flies. We talked about zombies and the rapture, knocking on wood, lucky rivers, satan's number, Jack Two, and DBZ. Before we knew it, me, him, and two other guys with like 15x more chips than both of us combined were all that was left. We held our ground against them for another 10 minutes, repeatedly making jokes that "wtf why are we still even in this game."
All good things must come to an end, sadly, and I decided to take a chance on a two pair (Kings and Queens, if you believe me) against the chip leader, while singing "Highway to the Danger Zone" as Bob told me to "don't look towards the light!" Needless to say, I went out in a blaze of glory. "IT'S OVER 9000!!!" (the guy who took me out had a SSJ2 Gohan pic)
"I'll be following in your footsteps shortly."
He managed to get first place. I lol'd.
Edit: The reason I lol'd is because his winning hand was a royal flush. "It's like we're on TV or something."
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