Like- Got a new guitar yesturday for 200 bucks and got a new cell phone a few hours later 
Also I was driving to guitar center and heard a talk show on the radio and this guy played a commercial that made me laugh it went like this.
"Are you tired? Wanting to party and cant catcha break because of your children? Then come on down to the Casey Anthony Daycare center! Casey will watch your children for a few days in a excellent environment! Package includes trunk rides in the car, our patented cloroform naps, swimming lessons, and walks through the woods!....For a limited time only the first 20 people to sign up get a free roll of duck tape."

Also I was driving to guitar center and heard a talk show on the radio and this guy played a commercial that made me laugh it went like this.
"Are you tired? Wanting to party and cant catcha break because of your children? Then come on down to the Casey Anthony Daycare center! Casey will watch your children for a few days in a excellent environment! Package includes trunk rides in the car, our patented cloroform naps, swimming lessons, and walks through the woods!....For a limited time only the first 20 people to sign up get a free roll of duck tape."
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The cure is a shotgun, the cure is whatever blunt instrument one can salvage.Whomever finds themselves too proper will be the first to perish. And you know nothing that matters now.[/COLOR]
The cure is a shotgun, the cure is whatever blunt instrument one can salvage.Whomever finds themselves too proper will be the first to perish. And you know nothing that matters now.[/COLOR]

