08-07-2011, 10:28 PM
Hate:
Mom: Well, my van's dead, so I guess you're driving me to the grocery store.
Me: Nope, I've got homework tonight.
Mom: FINE. FINE. THAT'S JUST FINE.
Me: wtf, fuck off
Mom: You're the reason the van battery died. You didn't inflate the lawnmower tire like I asked you to.
Me: It was overcast and drizzly as fuck. I'm not about to get all electrical outside when it looks like a hurricane. Regardless, ANY time you use your car battery to charge something, you should have your car running. You were stupid. That's not my fault.
Mom: When are you and Jessica getting this kitchen cleaned? I'm TIRED of living in a dirty kitchen
Me: Not relevant. I'm not playing this game. Bye.
Mom: Well, my van's dead, so I guess you're driving me to the grocery store.
Me: Nope, I've got homework tonight.
Mom: FINE. FINE. THAT'S JUST FINE.
Me: wtf, fuck off
Mom: You're the reason the van battery died. You didn't inflate the lawnmower tire like I asked you to.
Me: It was overcast and drizzly as fuck. I'm not about to get all electrical outside when it looks like a hurricane. Regardless, ANY time you use your car battery to charge something, you should have your car running. You were stupid. That's not my fault.
Mom: When are you and Jessica getting this kitchen cleaned? I'm TIRED of living in a dirty kitchen
Me: Not relevant. I'm not playing this game. Bye.
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