That dude reminds me of a Russian joke I heard a long time ago.
aha, found it:
Kniaz Andrei Bolkonski asks Poruchik Rzhevsky: "Tell me, Poruchik, how did you come to be so good with the ladies? What is your secret?" - "It's quite simplement, mon Prince, quite simplement. I just come over and say: 'Madame, would you like to f---?'" - "But Poruchik, you'll get slapped in the face for that!" - "Oui, some of them slap, but some of them f---."
aha, found it:
Kniaz Andrei Bolkonski asks Poruchik Rzhevsky: "Tell me, Poruchik, how did you come to be so good with the ladies? What is your secret?" - "It's quite simplement, mon Prince, quite simplement. I just come over and say: 'Madame, would you like to f---?'" - "But Poruchik, you'll get slapped in the face for that!" - "Oui, some of them slap, but some of them f---."

