My eyes are bleeding

[Android-18]

Moron: hey
Me: Who is this?
Moron: uhm
Moron: im ash
Moron: i saw ya site
Moron: bout dbz
Moron: that rpg game
Moron: ya'now?
Me: Ok, what do you want?
Moron: well when i want to sign
Moron: they said about something that ya must send a email
Moron: but i dont know exactly
Moron: how it work and al that stugg
Moron: stuff
Moron: i read all that shit
Moron: but i dont get it
Me: uh
Me: Chubbs?
Me: hello?
Moron: yeah that
Me: what part of:
Me: To join you must go to the forums by clicking on the ROLEPLAY link. Go to the Joining Board and make a post there as a Guest. (So don't register on the forums yet!)

Me: did you not get?
Moron: no
Moron: im not a member or somethinG..
Me: Then what do you want?
Moron: well
Moron: sign
Me: ...sign?
Moron: ya know
Moron: sign in
Moron: how to play
Me: You need to become a member to play
Moron: yeah
Moron: and how?
Me: ...
Moron: ?
Me: http://cdbzrpg.dracondev.com/
Me: read the join page
Moron: yeah
Moron: but..
Me: ?
Moron: that sucks i dont get that shit
Me: Then you likely don't want to join
Me: Ths is a play by post RPG
Me: You have to write paragraphs
Me: of stories
Me: not just chat about dbz
Moron: huh what?
Me: How old are you?
Moron: 15
Moron: why?
Me: lol you seem like you're 10
Me: This isnt very complicated
Moron: well
Me: What do you think this site is?
Moron: maybe for ya not
Moron: that rpg game about dbz
Moron: roleplay
Me: yes but for you what is an RPG
Moron: uhh why?
Me: Because I'm gonna assume its not what you think it is
Me: So what is an RPG to you?
Moron: uhh well that ya can walk en do things
Me: Like a game, like nintendo?
Moron: like the legacy games of dbz
Me: Yeah...that's not what it is
Moron: whats it then?
Me: can you see this thread
Me: http://cdbzrpg.dracondev.com/forum/threa...13831&sid=
Moron: uhm yeah
Me: That is how the game works
Me: We write stories
Me: We play as the characters from dbz
Me: make them how we want them to be
Me: like book authors
Me: Get it?
Moron: no
Me: ...
Me: Have you ever read a book?
Moron: no
Moron: afcourse i have !
Me: Well, then...
Me: Every day on this RPG, it's like reading and writing our own books together
Me: Get it now?
Me: Thats why its called "Play by post"
Me: Its all about writing
Moron: whats the fun of that?
Me: We like to write
Me: It's fun for us
Me: To be in the DBZ world, like we're apart of it
Me: You'd have to be a writer to understand
Moron: oh
Moron: allright