Meer and Rod's Verbal Battlefield

[Pinky]

*watches Rod's internet, pixelized, symbols of personal mastery burn*

Oh, sorry, what?

rofl, i make one mistake and u declare victory. a little overeager me thinks. just remember that each attack you make brings you closer down to the rest of my team ;3

[Waffuru]

Attack people who are larger than you..

[Jonathan Meer]

I would just think that a master of every game/system/ever-made-all-of-it would be able to plan ahead for an obvious attack, before spouting his or her mouth.

[Josh]

Attack people who are larger than you..

Yeah but then the revenge thing kicks in and if you're not careful you get powdered into dust.

[Pinky]

Attack people who are larger than you..

the game is more than just single instances of one-on-one combat. it's a team game, and he has no team mates that could possibly be within range of helping him now. he's flying too high on wings made of wax, if you will.

[Jonathan Meer]

Great thing is, there's a buncha little schmucks scurrying around and wanking to land upon for a broken fall. I'm eye-ing you for that.

EDIT: And it's most definitely not a team game. Teammates cannot trade troops, supply aid, trade gold or items, etc. If it were, then you'd definitely get awesome-points for having selected the larger team (way to go!!

[Pinky]

you complain that i have team mates to help me and then say its not a team game. hahaha, okay.

bawwwing that we're the most popular team isn't making you look any better, either. i was the second to join namek, and other players joined namek because i did, and jaxx - the other decent player on your team - wanted to be on my team, too, and openly regretting picking saiyan immediately afterwards. but hey, im sure you already knew that.

[Jonathan Meer]

You've done it. You've broken me. I am a shattered remnant of an individual engaging in an online, mathematical, text-based warfare simulator, and you have achieved your victory over my personality.

Teach me your awesome plz plz

[Vad]

I'm enjoying building the Changeling empire to greatness. No complaints.

Jonathan and Rod, out of sheer curiosity. Are you arguing over something it particular?

[Pinky]

You've done it. You've broken me. I am a shattered remnant of an individual engaging in an online, mathematical, text-based warfare simulator, and you have achieved your victory over my personality.

Teach me your awesome plz plz

you can't change on a dime from obsessive self-lovefest to sarcastic disinterest. well, you technically can, but you look like a raging douche.

[Josh]

I'm enjoying building the Changeling empire to greatness. No complaints.

Jonathan and Rod, out of sheer curiosity. Are you arguing over something it particular?

Shhh, shh, no. Don't get involved, just sit back and watch the car wreck that is the e-peen contest.

[Jonathan Meer]

I mistakingly farted all over his stuff after ingesting broccoli, crabcakes, and a gallon of apple juice. There may have been splatter.

Ever since then, he's been pissed.

[Vad]

Shhh, shh, no. Don't get involved, just sit back and watch the car wreck that is the e-peen contest.

*grabs popcorn*

Want anything from the snack counter before I sit?

[Pinky]

I mistakingly farted all over his stuff after ingesting broccoli, crabcakes, and a gallon of apple juice. There may have been splatter.

Ever since then, he's been pissed.

lol

[Pinky]

Shhh, shh, no. Don't get involved, just sit back and watch the car wreck that is the e-peen contest.

see? josh knows how to do it.

[Waffuru]

Please stop before I'm forced to remove you from Conquest. :/

[Jonathan Meer]

[Jack]

Lol, that was fun.

Meer is in "that range", everyone else sees the impending doom and wont built any more troops. At least I wont.

[Pinky]

I need somebody who knows the rules to explain something: what is the to-attack troop limit really about? Does the target have to be within X% of the attacker's troop count, either X% more or X% less - or - is it restricting ONLY larger players from attacking smaller players but smaller players can attack larger players of any size? Inquiring minds!

[Kaden]

You definitely can't attack people smaller than you. Not sure about larger.

Try it out, that's how we test stuff.