The RIOT Act

[Mal Nova]

LMAO....

Thats funny

[Rafael]

Eh, I like doing it sometimes because they usually leave after that, eases up on a pressured lane. Anyone who's not retarded should expect that bush to be warded anyway.

[Mal Nova]

What bush?

[Jonathan Meer]

top river bush

[Ashe]

If an enemy champion is waiting in the warded gank bush and is completely unaware of the ward do NOT type in all chat "Hi So and So." The tactician in me fucking rages. It's strategical suicide and pisses me off.

I hate this so much. Additionally, don't walk over and throw an an attack over the wall at them or do anything else to obviously convent that there is a ward sitting in that gank bush. What the fuck are you fucking doing? That's what I think every time someone announces that we've warded that bush.

[Ashe]

On another note, its quite frustrating to repeatedly see that if someone gives advice to another, they are "being condescending" yet they have no problems repeatedly correcting other players to the point of going ballistic the entire game over it. At this point, I feel that all of our (yes, our - as in I'm guilty as well) egos try to assert dominance because we all feel we've reached that point in the game where "Fuck you, I know what I'm doing, and you need to fix your own shit". I shouldn't even be writing this paragraph and I know that, but I can absolutely understand why ANYONE would simply let others continue to make the same mistakes while biting their lip and not mentioning it if that other person vehemently believes their actions (despite the consistent results) to be the correct one and lashes out at the other. And again, I'm absolutely just as guilty if not more on this, so I'm not trying to "look down on people".

[Jonathan Meer]

lol touche

[Kaden]

Eh, I like doing it sometimes because they usually leave after that, eases up on a pressured lane. Anyone who's not retarded should expect that bush to be warded anyway.

The golden rule of jungling (everything, really, but I would say moreso about the jungler) is to always be getting either gold or XP. The longer you're not, the more you're putting yourself behind the enemy. If you let someone sit around knowing they'll never get a successful gank off, you're letting them waste the biggest resource they have to spend.

That's the point of letting them sit there. Now, if you know they're there and you let them jump you anyway, there are other issues that you probably want to address, but piling up small advantages here are there can make a huge difference come the end of the game.

[Vad]

I was also on my way to assist top lane when it was said. Really frustrating when it's for naught. She came back though and was eventually killed.

[John Doe]

Unrelated, you SHOULD totally type something when your global skillshot (Ez or Ashe ults) is mid-flight to a low health champ. Demoralizes them and makes you feel badass when it hits and kills them.

[Vad]

Kaden hates it when I Ashe Arrow a kill steal from across the map. Oh the lawls that are shared. I've done that to him twice now. xD

<3 you Kaden

[John Doe]

If you manage to land a map long shot, you deserve the kill.

[Mal Nova]

Hawkshot is gay

[Rafael]

Hawkshot is bawss

[Vad]

Hawkshot is bawss

Hellz yea. Shooting it off the map FTW.

EDIT: Or was that an Ashe arrow I jacked up? I remember the comment being "The guys in the other game are like "WTF RANDOM ASHE [Something]."

[Rafael]

Yeah, that was your ult lol

[Vad]

That was such a bad shot.

[Mal Nova]

Wait... Not trying to be gullible but is that even possible?

Also, Hawkshot... what good is it for other then a little extra gold and shooting to make sure no one is down a lane or at baron?

[Rafael]

you mean shitloads of gold and awesome map awareification every 20 minutes?

[Jonathan Meer]

Vision is always helpful. With the range boost it gets at endgame, you can check half a jungle each cooldown.

Definitely max it last, though.