Conquest Glossary
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Post terms that relate to the game, if they catch on then great. If not, then you fail.

turtlin'- when a player of Conquest dumps a shitload of gold into armor and troops, effectively creating a protective "shell" around themselves. It's been proven that those who resort to this tactic usually like The Jonas Bros and doing it in the butt.

fheg 1: "You turtlin'?"
fheg 2: "I'm turtlin' like Merlin, man!"
fheg 3: "Wanna do it in my butt?"
fhegs 1, 2: "Ooo-kay!"

suiciding - when a player of Conquest repeatedly attacks another player for the sole purpose of reducing his troop numbers.

morning dew - gold gained the morning after a night of opponent inactivity.

"I just attacked Kami and got 800 gold. Morning dew ftw."

farms - people that either give up mid-round, or never had any real intention of playing in the first place. Usually the primary target because of their tendency to not have any defense and leave a bajillion gold in their coffers at a time
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Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:"I just attacked Kami and got 800 gold. Morning dew ftw."


YOU SON OF A BITCH IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE!!! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#3
Josh - Had over 200 billion troops, srsly.
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#4
stalking - refreshing the Intelligence page at any time for any reason.

"Ima wait till Waffle jew goes 2 bed, he's totally creeping to see when I start rebuilding my troopz."
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#5
I move to change suiciding to Unoing, attacking every 3 hours, no matter the losses incurred if it slows down the target any.
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#6
LOL. I'm gonna start calling it unoing too.
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#7
poor strategy - rod n josh
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#8
waffled - to fuck something up while inebriated

"Dude, where my troops at??"

"man i think Dave musta waffled the Conquest!"
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#9
quickie - attacking someone for a low amount of gold after they have been afk for only a few ticks.

"BBJ must be watching porn, gonna slip in for a quickie and take some gold."
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Oriole Sands Wrote:I move to change suiciding to Unoing, attacking every 3 hours, no matter the losses incurred if it slows down the target any.

I also think it should be called this.

I had you down to 45...
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Uno Wrote:I also think it should be called this.

I had you down to 45...

Which is close, but anything over 0 is a close but no cigar. =D *incite*
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#12
Changed up the names, pirates vs ninja's now.

Hating on Zeon?
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#13
I liked the gundam thing. I got online to look at my stats and saw a ninja...I was ftw? Whats going on lol
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#14
Waffuru waffled last night, big time.
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