[Earth] Tight Shirts & Short Skirts

[Rebekah]

Through the busy crowd burst a tan blur. Beach goers stopped to shake their fist in anger at such a rude gesture. Sprinting across an outdoor strip mall that populated the massive beach south of Satan City was a female full of life and entering her prime.

Making a left turn onto the boardwalk was an ice cream truck, and on the menu that was hastily taped to the side of the serving window was an item named "Suzie Q's." A square sugary treat with two brownies mashed on top of creme filling. Now and again the driver would sound his bell alerting the kids in the area to his presence.

Little did he know that a twenty eight year old military sniper was bounding in his direction.

"Simone! Wait up!" Shouted Lisa, the recon snipers tactical spotter.

The dark purple haired woman was less than pleased of having to sprint through crowds of people in nothing more than a string bikini. She had no idea how Simone hadn't lost her top when she nearly took out the hot dog cart and cleared the group of school kids. "Such a childish woman," she thought.

Lisa's pleas were going unnoticed. Using a park bench as a boost Simone launched herself at the oncoming Ice Cream truck which in turn sounded it's horn. Plastering herself to the windshield she caused the driver to swerve and slam into a nearby palm tree, dropping coconuts down onto the roof.

"Are you crazy, lady!? You could have hurt someone!"

The blue green haired woman's response was only fits of giggling. As the man got up from his seat to move to the window in the side of his truck Simone moved to greet him. He eyesight was graced with the well endowed woman jumping up and down pointing at the Suzie Q's on the shelf. He nearly lost himself in the fact that her string bikini was about ready to come off, but managed to remain professional long enough to hand her a box.

With a happy cheer she took the box and tore it open, grasping the sweet packages of sugary goodness in her hands. Lisa caught up and instantly slammed a palm against her forehead.

"You nearly hurt twenty kids, knocked over a pregnant lady, and knocked out some poor teenagers retainer just for Suzie Q's!?" She scolded.

"Mhm!" Simone said with a mouthful of food causing chocolate crumbs to fly from her between her lips.

[Rebekah]

"And yes I'm all lit up again! On the couch, in my bed!" She sang, swaying her hips and performing a simple one two step and clap to the left and right methodically as she walked down the boardwalk munching on Suzie Q's.

Lisa had presented Simone with her music player. She was in one of her bubbly moods so she was acting extremely childish. She could do little but trying to bide her time until it wore off; the sugar wasn't helping either.

"I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine." Miss Lanciotti sang aloud in rhythm. Simone had the oddest taste in music.

Lisa would have normally stopped her from singing, but the hyper active woman actually had a great singing voice. It was soothing to listen to. After all, they were on vacation from their last deployment. The spotter sighed.

[I]"I guess I should enjoy myself like she is. Her talent for just being energetic is amazing." [/I]Miss Drubnikov thought to herself.

As Simone began singing the chorus again Lisa tapped her shoulder. Removing the headphones Lanciotti looked at her friend questioningly.

"What?" She asked, having finished eating her final sugary treat, saving the last one for later.

"Maybe you shouldn't sing that. There are kids around." Lisa suggested.

"Maybe you shouldn't be a..joy...a joy...ender?" Simone shot back, trying to find the words.

"A killjoy?" Her companion offered.

"Shut up! You're just jealous I'm hotter than you!" Simone stuck her tongue out before scrolling to a new song, proceeding to skip around merrily.

"Whoa whoa. You're nowhere near hotter than me! Have you seen me? Look at my boobs!"

"You mean you're small C Cup ones? Yes. I have." Simone scoffed.

A crowd began to form around the two warring friends. Lisa formed a small Ki blast in her hand and incinerated the Suzie Q her friend had stashed between her cleavage. Miss Lanciotti gasped, a frown instantly forming on her face. Planting her feet the blue green haired woman lunged at her friend. Tackling Lisa down into the sand they rolled around, exchanging punches. Placing both knees to Simone's stomach Lisa threw her off.

Rolling onto her stomach the purple haired woman pushed off the ground and rose to her feet. Before she could ready herself a Ki blast pegged her chest dissolving the bikini top into a smoldering heap at her feet. Clenching her teeth Lisa blinked from existence, appearing in front of her comrade, ripping [I]her[/I] bikini top as well.

Now the crowd mostly consisted of men. Two topless chicks duking it out in the sand. Who wouldn't stop?

Both assaulted each other simultaneously, a fist planting itself against one another's jaw. Immediately Simone fell onto her butt and began to giggle uncontrollably. Raising an eyebrow Lisa dropped her guard and exited her combat stance, returning to an upright position.

"That exact sequence happened in this show I know. That was so AWESOME!"

Lisa was unable to keep from smiling. "I swear Simone. You're one crazy SOB."

Extending a hand to her fallen leader she lifted the woman to her feet.

[Chubbs Story Account]

Simone receives an encrypted message:

fahspdofjpovqjwepfrojqwporjvpqwjfpvoalolcatsfjidsj dvfklzjd;lkvnjdmnpwoiuewroiuepsojrlnmcxnvasdf

-DECRYPTED-

'Hey. You. We hereby extend an invitation to join our forces, in our invasion of the planets Namek and Mercy. We offer one million Suzie Q's.'

[Rebekah]

"Don't stop, make it pop! DJ blow my speakers up!" She sang in the shower to the stereo mounted in the magnificent granite tile. The liquid proof speakers hung from the ceiling above the stall blasting her music into the glass enclosure.

Lisa sank into the leather couch, propping her feet up on the coffee table. Taking hold of her lemonade she took a drink and took a book from within the cushions and opened it. Flipping to a marked page she let her hair fall over face and steadily began to read the operations manual for her new rifle.

Simone exited the shower stall into the mini steam room she had created. Despite what Lisa had told her she didn't shower with the fan on. She liked the warmth against her skin upon exiting her cleansing session. Ruffling her hair she exited the bathroom stark naked and proceeded into the living room where Lisa was sitting.

"Have you no shame? I swear, you'd think we were lesbian lovers." She said rolling her eyes.

Settling into the leather chair in front of her command center Simone giggled.

"Why? Would you be into that?"

Lisa spit out her lemonade, covering her book with the sugary liquid.

"Gross! No! You know I prefer dick."

Simone laughed, entering her password into the computer. "Defensive eh? You know you'd do me."

Ignoring her combat partner and lifelong friend Lisa removed herself from the room. Entering the bathroom she switched off Simone's music and went into her bedroom, closing the door behind her.

"Oh, common! Why do you get like this when I joke around? Oh and don't forget your batteries!"

Several obscenities later from Lisa, Simone had logged into her email and was browsing through the tremendous amount of messages she usually received. Enter a short command string into the prompt she opened one in particular from one Sigfried asking her to decrypt a rather large file. Well it had been a while since she had had some cyber fun. Maybe this was her chance?

Taking hold of a storage case she opened it up and reveal four storage disks. Typing a series of hash strings she has memorized into a keypad to her left the computer system was exposed inside a steel compartment behind her next to the couch. Inserting each of the drives into their proper slots Simone flipped two breakers and the rest of the CPU's came online. Switching on her firewalls she entered another series of hash codes and the steel compartment in the wall closed.

Slowly each of her six small television sized monitors came online. Miss Lanciotti pushed her chair and rolled herself over to a chest next to her desk. Removing two orb looking devices she plugged them into their proper outlets in the wall to her left at the edge of her desk. Taking a pair of gloves from the drawer she clapped and the system came online. Instantly a spherical holographic interface surrounded her. Standing up, pushing the chair back against the wall, Simone placed a scouter like lens on her right eye.

Information began pouring out from each screen as her different operating systems fired up. Taking her right hand she placed a finger on the file icon that Sigfried had sent her and placed it on screen five. Rotating her left hand like she opening a doorknob the file opened and instantly requested a password, stating that it was encrypted with a custom Capsule Corporation cypher.

Simone laughed aloud. "You've got some balls, Mr. Sigfried. Capsule Corporation is renown for their security. Too bad they don't know about me."

Pressing a button on the holographic interface she brought up a keyboard. Typing furiously, but extremely accurately she proceeded to bypass the password notification. With her left hand she established a connection to Capsule Corporations private server by breaking through their bouncer (a server that hide their internal network). Masking her presence she stole key files she would need to open the cipher and get at the information.

Using three fingers Simone dragged the three encrypted files from Capsule Corporations server to monitor two. Opening a cipher program she pondered her previous experience and entered a series of mathematical strings. Creating a fist Simone executed the compile sequence and started the first attempt at breaking the file he had sent her. Making quick work of the three files she had received Simone sat back into her chair and monitored each screen carefully, her eyes jumping one by one to each monitor watching her code compile.

Every once and a while an error would pop up and she'd quickly remedy it and continue the process. Several jugs of lemonade later the process was done. The sniper had guessed correctly. Packaging the file into an easy to open file she sent it back to Sigfried and began the process of cleaning up the environment.

[Chubbs Story Account]

The world keeps spinning.