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The fuck yeah! Thread
This is why Jax is a very bad bad man...

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1v1? Who cares?
1v2? Still dont care?
1v3? Bring it on?
1v4? Come one and gimme the Quadrakill motherfuckers!
1v5? Where is that chicken shit 5th bastard as well!?!?!?
1vBaron Nashor? I am hungry!!!!

Lol really I wound up with a Triple, two of the jackasses were stupid enough to go agaisnt me with the third range coming in next. Knocked one down, finished the 2nd, Jumped to the third and would have gotten the fourth if it had been stupid enough to stand in my LoS... It ran way =(

Then had the audacity to say, "I'm not letting you get a quadrakill"


It thought I wouldn't chase that fucker past the turrets protecting the inhibitor... I grabbed Baron... followed down middle... Jumped him under the turret, killed, jumped out of range..... then it was base stomping time =D

I still dont know where the 5th guy was >_>
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Ugh, dammit, net dropped the moment I hit "Post Quick Reply"

Anyway...

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We go to 25 score against their 160-200 score. We manage to then keep them from getting a third tower. Turns out you lose no points unless someone has a majority. They then get the ball rolling and take us to 5 points when they are around 50-60. We then lock up again, and when the scores hit 5-5, we start laughing loudly on mumble. Not a word had been spoken until then.

The other team was not impressed at losing, going "WTF GHEY" and Eve with the good ole' "BG, fking stupid" type thing.

Best. Game. Ever.
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Mines better>_>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Hehehehe

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7 more kills then the opponents entire team...

Fucking pain in the ass though.... I had to keep running back and forth to EVERY FUCKING LANE! (Normally this hurts someone because they arent getting XP will in between lanes... But I got at least one kill every friggin time pretty much lol)

We had an Evelyn and Amumu who wanted to argue who went Mid. Neither wanted to go mid and one of them suggested me. I dont like going Mid usually because there is usually a ranged champ that straight up harrasses me.

After around 5 minutes and a few kills I notice Me and YI are up top... Sion Eveylen and Amumu are bot... Wait a minute here... NO MID!

Now logic says one of those at Bot should go to mid right? WRONG!

I finally say fuck it after killing their Cait and Akali a few times and run to Mid. Where I Kill TF with ease. All of a sudden Amumu is like "Fuck it I'll go mid" This is at least 5 minutes into the game now... Amumu runs in to the Mid now and wants me to get out. Evelyn has died once or twice... And has went top with Yi.

So I see Sion is struggling to I run down to help him and ra-... fuck the shit over on Xin And Moakai... I leave Sion to finish the tower off with a single push because guess what? Yi's dying and Eve's masturbating somewhere like a stupid bitch...

I get to top again and... JAX SMAH Caits sorry ass. Akali has DC'd by now and I move to push the tower over because thats what I do... Eve comes in the damned lane again and I flip out and tell the dumb bitch to Get the fuck out of my lane(With caps)

She doesnt listen and I see Sion is having troubles again. I run from top to Bot, stoping at Mid to get two kills. Eve has some how found her way there as well! Amumu is all like "WTF" I t wasnt for stealing kills but I guess he couldnt figure out I was still going to BOt...

And it pretty much kept up like this the entire game. I really think Eve was trying to KS though....
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So, ended up with about 5k HP as Yi. double Warmog's, a giant's belt, Thornmail. Whole enemy team was physical and apparently just hated the fuck out of Yi, so eventually I sold all my dps gear and would alpha right into all of them and hit meditate. They had no interrupts and it was like I had the ultimate taunt because they killed me first every time, but damned if it didn't take forever while my team murdered all of them.

Felt like:
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Had a great game as Ezreal. Me and nid in mid, and I think I got hit by a grand total of 3 spears in the first 15 min or so, and one of them was when I took my hand off my mouse for a drink. Farmed it up crazy in mid while avoiding nid harass and several gank attempts from udyr. Didn't have to go back until we had a brief 3v3 fight in mid and I ran out of mana.

I really like this build.

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Fourth time playing as Evelyn. <3
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I've actually heard really good things about LeBlanc in Dominion.
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She does significantly better in Dominion because the laning phase is taken away. The laning phase makes or breaks her in SR.

E: Which I'm sure you're already aware of. >.>
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I had my first "down to the last" moment today in Dominion. Both teams were at 50 nexus health, until they made a good play and got the third point. We went down to 5 health before me and amumu ulted to top and killed the defenders, then capped just before the last tick of health whittled away. We were defending as long as we could while the others went bot and capped their point just as Olaf killed us and recaptured top. It was soooo tooth and nail and I'm really happy I managed to record it.
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CRITTLESTICKS!! Just played with Piper/Daeg and went crittlesticks, and apparently the other team was trolling their ashe and bought Warmogs(not really that trolly but w/e) and it was just a very relaxed, fun match with everyone having a good time except that Ashe. So fun
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To continue his last post, I just played Crittlesticks with Raef/Maruset. It's fantastic. When I wasn't lol-tastically killing people, they'd hyper focus me and die in the process to the rest of my team.

This needs to be the new Fiddlesticks style.
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Crittlesticks can solo baron.
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21/0/7 Heimerdinger, Slayer of Mortals!
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pug: *insta locks annie* can i have mid? thx
Me: *picks mundo* Nope. I'm going mid.
pug: ugh wtf gg i guess

I then proceed to dominate Karthus for the laning phase, harassing and zoning him out of lane to the point of a full level advantage, and about 15 or 20 cs. Annie gets farmed up like hell on bot.

But we end up losing because my team, while farmed up, is pretty unorganized. And it's all blamed on me by this one cock who actually did pretty damn well as wukong but was pretty dumb when it came to organized pushing.

But everyone on my team did well and had fun and told me so ('You are a good kind of troll'). It was a blast.
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First Quadra
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Pro tip... don't recall in the baron area if baron is up and you have assholes on your team.

Also, I'm going to do this to one of you if I ever get the chance.
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Awesome.
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XD
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I love being the guy in my range to be the badass that turns a game around>_>

Why can I never do it in Level 30 games =(

On another note .... I HAVE XIN ZHAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And im broke again
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