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The fuck yeah! Thread
Err.... Udyr? Jerk? Sounds lIke Weemus
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Psh, I did everything I could to get you that penta.
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
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Didn't think you had Flash up for that stun or I would have waited on my ult.

Lesson to be learned here? Don't swap a Karthus into your own team. He'll get a penta.
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I shoulda said something. I didn't know if I was going to catch up or not, even with flash.
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZH3SpBujwk
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Fuck YEA! I can piss Weemus off in under 5 seconds!

It doesnt matter if the Pugs already had him mad =D
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As a general courtesy, please don't be loud when others are in a game. It's why we all have shifo local muted.
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Mal Nova Wrote:Fuck YEA! I can piss Weemus off in under 5 seconds!

This isn't a unique accomplishment
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
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I'll be on in like ten minutes, so there better be four people ready for a game. NO MORE NO LESS
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So I call jungle (as Heimerdinger) the moment the game starts. The last guy picks WW with Smite and autolocks (this was draft pick). I tell him I'm already jungling so he should change his spell to something not Smite. He doesn't.

I rock the jungle so hard and so fast and so pretty while WW is a dumbass in bot lane and dying every 5 minutes. Each time he dies, he runs to my wolves and kills them, leaving bot defenceless or leaving Ezreal to defend himself again Corki and Sona. He left bot alone with Corki and Sona.

Corki and Sona.

So bot goes down by the 15 minute mark, and WW has 3 deaths, and is working on his fourth. Meanwhile, the other team's top and mid are pushed down as well (because I'm Heimer and I eat towers like pancakes). This is when WW tries to take blue (at the time, I thought he was feeding it to me, becauseyouknow blue on Heimer is better than blue on WW [especially a Warwick that's been feeding all game]). At the third time he's trying to get blue (I'm fighting dragon and he runs past me for their blue and doesn't help at all) I run up and missile them to help him. My missiles killed blue because he used smite early.

"Fuck this I'm done"

WW did nothing but die and jungle and cry for the rest of the game. "That was the third time you stole blue! Fuck you I'm done" and "Fuck this Heimer he's a dumbass I don't want him to win" and a few more that I missed because I was too busy laughing and winning the game.

So then I won the game. WW kept crying. Me and Tales kept laughing. I thought the story was rather amusing.
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I went 16/1/12 as Wukong.

I finished my build by minute 35, so ten minutes later, I opted to sell my boots for another Tri-Force (I know I probably should have got an IE or BT, but I didn't want to lose too much movement speed). Anyway, the entire game consisted of me trolling the enemy team. On multiple occasions, I would just walk into bushes with four or five of them, only to decoy+ult out. This one time, their Lee Sin did his jump to me whilst I was ult'ing and got knocked up in turret range.

<3 Wukong

It was one of the most rewarding games I've ever had.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So I've been feeling a-lot-of-bit down lately. After doing a great job on one game... and losing because we had one player that was a Teemo and was doing the... alone in things... type thing; we had a Nidalee that kept on ranting about the enemy using 'easymode' chapions. They had what? Noc? Gp? those auto attack champs... It looked like we were turning it around but everytime you looked Nid was dying and bitching about getting ganked by three and bcalled a BD Noc easymoding and on and on...

I didnt see us getting our act together... I cast the 4th Vote to surrender...

Next game, I'm with Orion... We get an AP SIon that autoselects jungle Sion... I select the Solotop Nas... Orion gets Noc... with smite... but Noc doesnt lock in, He waits we all talk... all Sion says like 15-10 sec til end is... 'jungle". Aroion finally changed to Shyvanna. Wanted to try a build...

OK Blue's about to Spawn.... <_< Sion has left the game!

Sion shows back up a few minutes later...

I was against a Malphite and a... Idont remember?... HOLY SHIT the combo... tower diving bastards! I wound up dying but took Malph with me using Wither and the turret. THis happened before SIon came back... Next thing you know Sion Quit...

after I die I point it out, We al have agreed to Sur @ 20.

The enemy team even wonders why we do... We played a hell of a 4v5 team buit it would never have worked...

Last game..Orion gets Noc(Jungle)... I go Nasus(solotop)... I clal it and Our FIzz makes me nervous by saying 'oh yeah'? or something like that. Our Teemo practically says hes gonna play around if we get behind by 3 losses..... Orion nearly dodged the first one..I was thinking about dodging this one...

At the get go.. Enemy Shaco is invading jungle.... at our blue... I movre from top to help... port back. See who im agaisnt...I wound up agaisnt initially Skarner and Leblanc.

Teemo was pinging like a bitch to have Noc come help me. I told Teemo stfu.

I mean I have lifesteal and dont need a jungler just worrying so much.

I was back in game in a heart beat but these guys are killer...

Before you know it...Me and Noc got a gank on Leblanc. He goes to tell me Gj I was doing the same thing to him lol

I wind up dying once... and I lost the tower... And teemo was all like wtf we loast top?

Lol

Game gets going.... I farm ALOT... IM able to because.. the team doesnt suck and is good defensively....

Their Karthus had gave Leblanc middle to get mthe first kill on me and tank the tower..... THe karthus loved to push but wouldnt try andthing if he saw someone... there were all scared like that

I got my build wound up with a WUkong... Noc or Fizz... and I'd actually Wither the jackass standing close to their tower and beat up the tower...

It took a while... CUz I WAS farming and not just pushing...

but I took their top down... Fizz or wukong was with me... and we pushed and got a few whacks on the next...

I started farming and just blocking the attempting to BD karthus and whoever helped him... in a few lanes...

DIed a few times.. got a kill or three to go with it...

finally I looked and the Enemy Nassus and saw Manamune! I laughed next time he died.... and said... "You're Doing it wrong!"

I get told... "I'm having a bad game. My build kicks your ass every game!"

HEHEHEHEHEHE

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That enemy nasus build... Also, Skarner's build... Also, mejai's with 9 deaths...
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The only thing that's cool to me is the 536 cs on Karthus... Holy shit was that a long game.
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Pantheon jungle.... Works. You should give it a try Trygelan, that is if I'm not playing Pantheon. He's like Nocturne 2.0 in the jungle... Crazy nuke for jungle, check. CC (instant stun no channel and gap closer), check. Another crazy nuke for champion killing, check. Unwardable long ranged nuke gank specialization ulti, check. Especially with the mastery remake and the jungle exp buff, he can clear jungle at approx 4 min or something didn't really time myself but yeah. Definitely a sleeper, I might practice jungle Panth more too.
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Mr. Zhu Wrote:Pantheon jungle.... Works. You should give it a try Trygelan, that is if I'm not playing Pantheon. He's like Nocturne 2.0 in the jungle... Crazy nuke for jungle, check. CC (instant stun no channel and gap closer), check. Another crazy nuke for champion killing, check. Unwardable long ranged nuke gank specialization ulti, check. Especially with the mastery remake and the jungle exp buff, he can clear jungle at approx 4 min or something didn't really time myself but yeah. Definitely a sleeper, I might practice jungle Panth more too.

I've gotten destroyed by a jungle Panth more than once. His passive is great for helping him there.
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Like: Enemy pugs that pick Singed when I've just picked Ryze. He had 7 cs at the 12 minute mark.
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Mr. Zhu Wrote:The only thing that's cool to me is the 536 cs on Karthus... Holy shit was that a long game.

That game went for an hour. I didn't do great as Noc thanks to AP Shaco traps killing me in three seconds but I think with more practice I should make a good jungler.
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Ashe Wrote:I've gotten destroyed by a jungle Panth more than once. His passive is great for helping him there.

Nah, he's only been viable now after the mastery remake. I've tried jungle before with old masteries and not only was Pantheon extremely slow, he also couldn't sustain himself properly in the jungle. But now it's rather easy, and he's freaking fast.
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Remember that time I was like 'Actually, I can see Support Ashe being a thing.'

Boom, MLG Providence tournament
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