Mortal Kombat - Discussion

[Reijin]

Who do you guys think will win? Also, if you wish to call someone out on Mortal Kombat, do so here, however, they have to accept in order to get in. I will also be monitoring any flaming or fights that occur on the boards, so if I decide that after some time of being told "Shut up." that two people are determined to go at it, I'm going to thrust them into Mortal Kombat.

Competitors cannot post here during their fight.

[Zarbon]

Jackie Chun is more logical, but Furiza is better at backing people into corners.

Go Frieza!

[Kami]

poor jackie...furiza is gonna dominate

[Burter]

Originally posted by Pikkon
furiza always a mortal foe....


go furiza

I challenge you to Mortal Kombat.

Man, I love you Reijin.

[Zarbon]

I do want to see it.

/sarcasm

PIKKION WILL WINZ FOR SUREZORZ!

/end sarcasm

[Burter]

I just had a practice round on Tapion. I owned him in like, one line.

[Burter]

Just accept, you imbecile.

[Burter]

Originally posted by Pikkon
GASP! i accept your pathetic challenge...easyiest win i ever made...

easiest*

[Zarbon]

Ummm...I think Mortal Kombat is over before the bell rang...

[Burter]

Originally posted by Pikkon
your just making this challenge even worse on yourself burter..


anyways were you wanna do this?

ill own you with smart words.

The correct usage would actually be "you're" which translates into "You are."

Also, it is "where" not 'were'

[Reijin]

Do NOT start a round of Mortal Kombat without my doing so. I will make the post. Yours has yourself elevated in the title, plus has no rules listed in it, which means that other members are posting in it (they can't do this by the rules) and its not neutral (your naming of the thread) and technically its a warnable thread.

Don't do this again.

I'm locking it and creating a true professional thread for you.

[Reijin]

I'm going with the fight being broken up by grounds officials and both being thrown humiliatingly onto the dirt arena.

[Reijin]

If this was WWE, that'd have been the backstage locker room deal, where one guy shows up and throws the other into the wall and beats him senseless before the real match. However, the real match hadn't happened, and officials break up the backstage stuff.

The real match has been opened.

I'd prefer to wait till Furiza's was over, but as neither has posted yet, go me.

[Reijin]

Originally posted by Burter
*ownage*

[Zarbon]

Well...I didn't even start to eat my popcorn! Drag it out Burter! let him suffer slowly.

[Reijin]

Originally posted by Lord Slug
I CHALLANGE PAN

Translation:

Slug would like to "challenge" the grammar nazi known as Pan.

For Slug: Sorry, had to do that, as I wouldn't want Pan to "pre-own" you like a 1978 Mustang over that grammatical error before the true match started.

[Burter]

Originally posted by Turles
You should change her title to "Grammer Nazi" if Pan wants.

Actually, she asked me to like, 10 minutes ago, but I'm being lazy

[Burter]

Originally posted by Lord Slug
HE....Pan is a he...

I just say she. I always call Bra a she when referring to her as Bra.. It's less complicating. If I'm talking to em on AIM, it's different

[Hellfighter 17]

I challenge Zarbon to a game of Mortal Kombat!

This has been a long time coming.

[Reijin]

HOLY CRAP.

4. I can't help it. I have to correct this. It's "SCROTUM." How can you NOT spell your own reproductive organs right?! Out of ALL things to mispell, it HAD to be the sack that holds your fuckin testicles. Talk about ironic.

That was hilarious. I hadn't laughed that hard in a long time.

BTW, you guys know none of this better EVER leave that thread. I don't mean by quoting for this thread here, I mean by "YOU FUCKING NUTJOB I HATE YOU" later on and trying to start more fights. This gives you a way to let out some testosterone without actually getting yourself in trouble. If you have a problem with someone, do it off the boards, but if you want to provide some good ole' entertainment, then issue a formal challenge. Play by the rules, and the rules shall work with you.