group madness

[Toshiro]

link88883: You're driving around with a bomb in your car
link88883: <.<
ArmedAndCynical: Stupid Rhyming majins
Greg0rz: ok I told you not to mention that, PD
link88883: Ahh fuck
ArmedAndCynical: lol
neofighter6699: lol
Greg0rz: Gohan might alert teh poliz
awmehgawd: neva
link88883: Please, don't...Kill me
kakarotssj29: i'm not a VIP
neofighter6699: yeah..
Greg0rz: ok fucking get in the car GET IN THE CAR
link88883: FUCK!
link88883: FINE!
neofighter6699: I know where you lives Buu!
Greg0rz: now drive
kakarotssj29: i don't even have access to the VIP forum ;_;
Greg0rz: DRIVE
link88883: HOLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF FUCKING POLICE CARS!
link88883: AHH!
link88883: ALRIGHT!
Greg0rz: *points gun at your face*
link88883: :-( Don't hurt me!
awmehgawd: there's a VIP room? and I wasn't told? ;_;
OBLC Diomedes: *is in police cruiser 69*
link88883: Thats one hot cruiser
Greg0rz: come on! You wanna go to fucking JAIL?! I AIN'T GOING TO JAIL!
Greg0rz: now DRIVE!
OBLC Diomedes: Rams into SB';s Car*
link88883: *Whines* ALRIGHT!
link88883: AHH!
kakarotssj29: :'(
ArmedAndCynical: Can I get out of the trunk now?
Greg0rz: you shut the FUCK up and don't open the lid!!! >=(
neofighter6699: Super 1337 VIP Forum
OBLC Diomedes: *was in the middle of a hooker and called on two assholes driving a bomb*
Greg0rz: if anyone makes any sudden movements, I blow up the car
link88883: Oh god know
link88883: no*
ArmedAndCynical: *Frozen*
link88883: I have to scratch...My...Ass...
Greg0rz: if you need your ass scratched I'll do it for you
Greg0rz: just keep driving
neofighter6699: *rapid movement to outta the way*
awmehgawd: =o
link88883: Alright, thanks
Greg0rz: where do you need it scratched?
link88883: Ehh, right to the right of the crack
Tempyst Sky: *steps away from the chat*
ArmedAndCynical: lol
OBLC Diomedes: *slams on gas in police cruiser*
Tempyst Sky: >.>
link88883: Ohh...Thats the spot <.<
ArmedAndCynical: Oh noez. we're being followed!
kakarotssj29: hurry up BJ!
link88883: Oh right, driving
Greg0rz: keep your head down, 16
Greg0rz: stay calm I said STAY FUCKING CALM!
OBLC Diomedes: *takes magnum from dashboard and starts shooting at fleeing car*
link88883: Fuck!
ArmedAndCynical: Don't shoot the bomb asshole!
link88883: You'll KILL US ALL!
Greg0rz: *leans out of window and shoots at Toma*
neofighter6699: *sits in back of cruise car wearing cuffs*
ArmedAndCynical: If the trunk wasn't FUCKING LOCKED I could help
OBLC Diomedes: *stops shooting*
link88883: Yeah know, were the cuffs to keep you contained, or were they for kinky pleasure?
OBLC Diomedes: *presses button on dashboard*
kakarotssj29 has left the room.
neofighter6699: >.>
neofighter6699: <.<
neofighter6699: kinkyness only in the bedroom.. but these are to contain..
link88883: Ahh, just to be sure, okay...
TGandos: *then the sirens turned on. The police flooded the entrance to the bank and from the speaker came the words: "This is the CDBZ Police. Throw down your weapons and come out with your hands above your head"*
neofighter6699: he wants to keep me from shooting people again
Greg0rz: shit, I need to piss
OBLC Diomedes: The passenger seat ejects from the police car throwing the hooker onto a set up rail road tracks*
link88883: Dude, get it on the cop car
Greg0rz: right right
awmehgawd: =o
Greg0rz: *pisses on cop car (but really brb)*
ArmedAndCynical: lol
awmehgawd has left the room.
OBLC Diomedes: *turns on windshield wipers*
neofighter6699: any one would think we're scaring people off...
link88883: lol
ArmedAndCynical: *Thumps on trunk* Hellooo?
link88883: SHUTUP BACK THERE!
neofighter6699: and hey! close the fucking sunroof! I'm getting pissed on here!! >.<
link88883: *Takes gun and starts firing*
ArmedAndCynical: *Mumble*
OBLC Diomedes: *closes sun roof*
Tempyst Sky: *helloooo lemme out*!!
ArmedAndCynical: YOu in the trunk too Vi?
ArmedAndCynical: You*
Tempyst Sky: yeah.
neofighter6699: she's in ours
Tempyst Sky: I am wondering who the fuck keeps poking me in the ass
ArmedAndCynical: lol
link88883: With the fun stick!
Tempyst Sky: I am about to break it off...
Tempyst Sky: bastards
OBLC Diomedes: Oh sorry we have a snake in the trunks
OBLC Diomedes: *trunk
Tempyst Sky: oO
link88883: No, you meant trunks
link88883: xD
ArmedAndCynical: lol
Greg0rz: ok DRIVE!
link88883: FUCK!
link88883: ALRIGHT
ArmedAndCynical: Haha
Greg0rz: DRIVE DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE YOU WANT TO DIE HERE!?
Rebinator: Jesus
ArmedAndCynical: *Safely in trunk*
Rebinator: this is long
SpotConspiracy: OMG.
neofighter6699: 'ere, coppa, mind uncuffing meh so I can try helping ya shoot those bastards?
SpotConspiracy: Finished!?
SpotConspiracy: OMG OMG!
link88883: SHIT ALRIGHT
SpotConspiracy: YAYA!
link88883: Nope
ArmedAndCynical: Oh. Emm. Gee.
link88883: Or is it?
ArmedAndCynical: Right Back...
Rebinator: no
OBLC Diomedes: *presses button on dashboard and portalbe rock launcher comes out of hood* DIE!!!
Rebinator: it's not finished
Rebinator: not even close
link88883: FUCK NO
ArmedAndCynical: Meh
SpotConspiracy: But it's long?
link88883: PICK THEM OUT OF THE AIR
Rebinator: yes
Rebinator: it's long
ArmedAndCynical: I die don't I?
SpotConspiracy: Good.
Greg0rz: you keep your head down, 16!
SpotConspiracy: Will you be done tonight?
OBLC Diomedes: *presses another button, and the thing starts launcher rocks at the fleeing car*
Rebinator: yea
Rebinator: it'll be done by midnight
Greg0rz: you move and I'll blow us all to hell!
SpotConspiracy: kk
SpotConspiracy: I look forward to it.
link88883: SHIT SHIT SHIT!
neofighter6699: how fars midnight your time?
ArmedAndCynical: *Squeal*
neofighter6699: I plan on getting sleep before sun rise
SpotConspiracy: It'll be worth it...it's like, a half of the remaining players.
Tempyst Sky: like, an hour and a half
link88883: Well, I was gonna wait until after, but I posted in DA, meh, I wanna post before tomorrow
Greg0rz: *waves gun in PD's face*
link88883: Shit...Alright!
link88883: *Floors it*
Tempyst Sky: can someone like...lemme out of this trunk?
OBLC Diomedes: Sorry cant pull over now
Greg0rz: keep your head down! Keep driving!
ArmedAndCynical: Buu, you should Metal Bind a car and do Drive-bys in DA
OBLC Diomedes: in pursuit
Tempyst Sky: lol
neofighter6699: *opens the arm rest, which leads to the boot* howdy there
link88883: Ahh! Fuck! Alright!
ArmedAndCynical: lol
OBLC Diomedes: *pulls up along fleeing car*
OBLC Diomedes: Nice weahter we're having
ArmedAndCynical: *Opens random dimension hatch linking trunks*
ArmedAndCynical: Hiya!
Greg0rz: yeah, pretty nice day for a car chase
OBLC Diomedes: yeah i agree
Greg0rz: *drinks JD*
link88883: ...
link88883: Can I have a sip?
neofighter6699: *pulls pants down, and bares ass to fleeing car*
Greg0rz: well, I'd best be getting along
OBLC Diomedes: Yeah sure
Tempyst Sky: *suddenly remembers she has SB's arm and fashions like, a jackhammer and busts through the backseat(
Tempyst Sky: *
OBLC Diomedes: HOLY SHIT
Greg0rz: no you FUCKING CAN'T NOW DRIVE! *splashes remaining contents of glass into PD's face and throws glass out of the window at Toma*
ArmedAndCynical: Climbs through hatch and into police car*
neofighter6699: *goes in to front, hitting all the buttons on the dash*
link88883: lol
link88883: We should so totally save this...Anyway...FUCK!
OBLC Diomedes: *is hit with glass on head*
Tempyst Sky: *doesn't know what car she is in...but these people are fucked up*
ArmedAndCynical: *Turns steering wheel*
ArmedAndCynical: *Honks horn*
OBLC Diomedes: *head hits stearing wheeling, causing horn to beep, casuing a flock of geese to run into the roan all getting killed*
link88883: Hehe
neofighter6699: *opens glove compartment and gets out a pack of fags and lights one up*
Greg0rz: fucking GEESE they deserved it!
link88883: *Drives faster*
Tempyst Sky: hahaha this reminds me of when I used to RP in chat rooms
Greg0rz: *shoots randomly into the air out of the window*
ArmedAndCynical: *Climbs back into other car and prays he wasn't noticed leaving*
OBLC Diomedes: *slams glass and presses Nitrous button*
OBLC Diomedes: WOOT
link88883: =o
OBLC Diomedes: HERE WE COME
link88883: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Greg0rz: SHIT PEDAL TO THE MEDAL PD
ArmedAndCynical: Open the trunk, i'll fuck 'em over!
Greg0rz: *pops trunk*
neofighter6699: *punches Toma over the head, then kicks him outta the car before taking over driving*
link88883: YEAH!!!
ArmedAndCynical: *Flamethrower*
Tempyst Sky: *Sits back and plays with SB's arm*
Tempyst Sky: >.>
ArmedAndCynical: 'Plays'
Tempyst Sky: <.<
OBLC Diomedes: *grabs onto car and climbs into back seat*
Greg0rz: where the fuck is Samus Aran when you need her?!
ArmedAndCynical: *Torches car*
Tempyst Sky: I ate that bitch
link88883: =o
link88883: Out?
Greg0rz: you bitch!
Tempyst Sky: no. Just ate her
Greg0rz: *kills Violet*
link88883: Oh
Tempyst Sky: she tasted like chicken
ArmedAndCynical: SB, hit the oil slick!
Greg0rz: oh fuck
Greg0rz: *hits button*
ArmedAndCynical: *Ignites*
neofighter6699: *speeds up car then detours via a drive-thou*
OBLC Diomedes: *punches through roof and gets on top of car jumping onto fleeing car*
link88883: lol
link88883: SHIT!
Greg0rz: stay FUCKING HERE PD
Tempyst Sky: *Somehow zombified, sits up, and starts whackign people with SB's detached arm*
Greg0rz: USE THIS IF YOU HAVE TO! *gives gun*
Greg0rz: *climbs onto roof, faces Toma*
OBLC Diomedes: *kisses SB*
link88883: YES! *HOLDS GUN*
Greg0rz: *kicks Toma in teh nutz*
ArmedAndCynical: *Tosses spent flamethrower at windshield*
link88883: WOO FRICKEN HOO! *Fires bullets upwards*
Tempyst Sky: *gets other ideas with the arm...climbs back into trunk*
ArmedAndCynical: *Random Grenade*
Greg0rz: shit SHIT careful!
Tempyst Sky: >.>"
Greg0rz: you nearly shot me, man!
Rebinator: back from getting a soda
link88883: =o sorry
link88883: Yay!
neofighter6699: *climbs in to trunk with Vi*
Tempyst Sky: =o
Greg0rz: *pushes Toma off roof, gets back into car*
Tempyst Sky: outta my trunk!
Greg0rz: what are you doing? DRIVE!
OBLC Diomedes: *flails int othe street*
ArmedAndCynical: Where the fuck are we going anyway?
link88883: FUCK! ALRIGHT
link88883: Uhh
link88883: Canada
Greg0rz: away from teh poliz!
ArmedAndCynical: Damn
Greg0rz: we're going to Kaneda
neofighter6699: these cop trunks are rather spacious ain't they?
ArmedAndCynical: I chucked a grenade at 'em and lit the oil slick on fire
OBLC Diomedes: *is run over by an 18 wheeler before getting up stealing a MC Claren F50 and drving off after fleeing car*
Greg0rz: the promised land
link88883: Sweet...Okay...
ArmedAndCynical: They're still there?!?!?
Greg0rz: *takes gun back from PD*
link88883: Aww
Tempyst Sky: *they are, but get the hell outta my trunk! <SB's arm like, catrates Gohan and stuff>*
neofighter6699: *is at some random drive-thou joint*
ArmedAndCynical: *Loads oil soaked rag into arm cannon*
Greg0rz: thanks for keeping it warm ... now FUCKING DRIVE! *pistol whips*
OBLC Diomedes: *Takes sawed off shotgun from back pocket and fires at cop car*
ArmedAndCynical: *Fires*
link88883: OW
link88883: SHIT DUDE
neofighter6699: o.o
Tempyst Sky: ow?
Tempyst Sky: lol
Greg0rz: sorry
ArmedAndCynical: *Random ramp apears in road*
ArmedAndCynical: >.>
link88883: Dude cut me real down, emotionally man
Tissueness has entered the room.
Greg0rz: oh shit *hits nitro button*
Tempyst Sky: *with a random pothole at the end*
Tempyst Sky: lol
OBLC Diomedes: *slams gass keeping up with Fleeing car*
link88883: DAMN IT
Tissueness: Alright, I need to know who Armedn'Cynical is, and link88883.
ArmedAndCynical: *Dukes of Hazard slo-mo*
Tissueness: Other than that, I'm good.
Greg0rz: don't fuck up, PD!
link88883: I'm PD
neofighter6699: *leaps back in to driving seat just in time to avoid castration and gets good*
ArmedAndCynical: I'm 16
Tissueness: Alright.
Tempyst Sky: AC is 16
neofighter6699: ^food
link88883: AHH! *Keeps going*
Tissueness: *thumbs up*
Tempyst Sky: and the other is PD
Greg0rz: *everyone in the car screams as we go over the ramp*
Greg0rz: *slow-mo*
link88883: WOOO HOOOOOOOO
OBLC Diomedes: WOO HOOO
Tissueness: Hey, are you the awesome 16 that was on here a year ago or so?
Greg0rz: WOOOHOOO!
Greg0rz: *lands*
OBLC Diomedes: *lands*
Rebinator: okay
Greg0rz: *leans out of window and shoots at Toma*
neofighter6699: *speeds off to get some better car, switches to a mustang, then drives after fleeing car*
Rebinator: I'm done writing
ArmedAndCynical: I joined in August
Tempyst Sky: *Whoo?(
Rebinator: I have to do the post-fight stuff
Tempyst Sky: =o
Greg0rz: oh shit
OBLC Diomedes: *car explodes propelling toma through rear view dash, and into back seat of fleeing car*
Tempyst Sky: =x *crosses fingers*
OBLC Diomedes: *hair on fire*
ArmedAndCynical: O.o
Tempyst Sky: SB If I die...I love you man...
Tempyst Sky: ;.;
link88883: Holy shit
link88883: Who loves PD?...
ArmedAndCynical: I'm dying, and I hate you all
neofighter6699: *jumps off of ramp, matrix slow mo*
OBLC Diomedes: AH MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
ArmedAndCynical: xD
link88883: Come here 16!
ArmedAndCynical: *Pops randomly into front seat*
link88883: =D
OBLC Diomedes: *jumps into front of fleeing car flailing his arms and grabbing the emergency brake*
Tempyst Sky: *doesn't remmeber what car she's in*
OBLC Diomedes: *pulls*
ArmedAndCynical: *Breaks nose*
Greg0rz: DON'T MAKE ME USE THE BOMB!
link88883: FUCK!
neofighter6699: *veers around fleeing car, then continues on to Kanada*
Greg0rz: *holds trigger*
link88883: DONT TEMPT HIM
Tempyst Sky: nO!! Not teh bom
link88883: AHHHHHH
ArmedAndCynical: The brake's broken
Tempyst Sky: !!!11!
OBLC Diomedes: *kisses SB*
link88883: DONT BUM US
link88883: Err
link88883: BOM*
ArmedAndCynical: Bomb*
Greg0rz: ARRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Tempyst Sky: its bom!!
Greg0rz: *hits trigger*
link88883: AHHHH!
ArmedAndCynical: *Teleports*
Tempyst Sky: noo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greg0rz: *everything for a mile blows up*
neofighter6699: *makes it cross border*
Tempyst Sky: shit
neofighter6699: HA!
neofighter6699: I WIN!
link88883: MUSHROOM CLOUD!
ArmedAndCynical: *Teleports farther away*
Greg0rz: Police dude: "Oh god ... why did he have to do it?"
Greg0rz: I think that's the end of our weird little plot story
OBLC Diomedes: *appears in rode bare baked*
link88883: We need to post that somehow
Tempyst Sky: *picks up own ashes and scuttles away*
Greg0rz: yeah
link88883: Even though it's incredibly long
ArmedAndCynical: DO it
Greg0rz: someone post it, without all the crap
link88883: Second, I'll go through it
Greg0rz: it'll be a huge topic but people need to see it
neofighter6699: fuck that
neofighter6699: post it with the crap
OBLC Diomedes: i got it

[Piccolo Daimoun]

Freakin' Hilarous.

=D

[The Terminator]

Wewt for burning oil slick.

[Super Buu]

Key:
Greg0rz: Me
OBLC: Toma
Link: PD
Armed: 16

someone else do the rest.

[Violet]

TempystSky: Violet

[Celipa]

>.>
That is some funny stuff. I was there the whole time. ^_^

[Super Buu]

It basically all began when PD and I were just randomly IMing each other the morning before. PD asked what I was doing, and I was driving whilst typing this. Actually said that to a few people. >_>

Then it spiralled out of control.

[Piccolo Daimoun]

Originally Posted by Yajirobe
Why was I not invited?! Oh wait. I was gone. =(

Where were you man? I was trying to find you in DA.

Originally Posted by Super Buu
It basically all began when PD and I were just randomly IMing each other the morning before. PD asked what I was doing, and I was driving whilst typing this. Actually said that to a few people. >_>

xD

That was awesome. I asked him if he had a bomb on his chest and he was like, "Shit, how'd you know!?"

[Super Buu]

I love Toma's new sig quote XD

[Burter Jr]

Why am I in that chat?

[Piccolo Daimoun]

You were talking about DA, and we were doing that while waiting for the fight to be posted.

Can't remember which.

[Retane]

Originally posted by Burter Jr
Why am I in that chat?

He might be saying he didnt want his name there. *shrugs*

[The Terminator]

Greg0rz: we're going to Kaneda
Greg0rz: the promised land

xD. I felt the need to point this part out.