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Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Vegeta - 06-30-2006
http://feeds.feedburner.com/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews?m=2231
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Celipa - 06-30-2006
...
I don't know what to say to this, Waffuru.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Vegeta - 06-30-2006
I wonder if he could put wool socks on and touch a doorknob to make the lightbulb light up.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Kirano - 06-30-2006
I was more concered with the Bin laden story. Catch him already!
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Celipa - 06-30-2006
Silence.
Anus story = important.
And I'm assuming he couldn't. The whole..."wool socks" thing wouldn't do much. The bulb needs to have some kind of circuitry attached...and the man is not circuitry.
What I'm wondering is, how would he take a crap?
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - OldYamcha - 06-30-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
What I'm wondering is, how would he take a crap?
Lightly?
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Vegeta - 06-30-2006
He'd just have to hold it. But not too tightly cause then the bulb might break.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Celipa - 06-30-2006
Could be a difficult maneuver.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Kirano - 06-30-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Anus story = important.
Okay but just remember if Bin Laden's people were to strike again the animals will be the first to feel their wrath.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - OldYamcha - 06-30-2006
This reminds me of two stories on the local news.
1.
A guy stuck a glass of water up his anus, because 'he liked the feel'. Then he couldn't get it out. So of course he'd do what a rational man would do...get a pair of....what are those called, the ones you grab things with, like tweezers only big. Of course it broke and he was transported to the hospital.
2.
A guy who was loading cement bags in a truck...was having...uhmm....a stiffy xD. And he tripped and fell on the cement, of course that was when he was at the.......'peak' and he broke it...litteraly he broke it, like a bone. The first thing my mom said. Why was he getting a stiffy looking at cement bags? XD
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Celipa - 06-30-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Anus story = important.
Okay but just remember if Bin Laden's people were to strike again the animals will be the first to feel their wrath.
That a threat?
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Kirano - 06-30-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Anus story = important.
Okay but just remember if Bin Laden's people were to strike again the animals will be the first to feel their wrath.
That a threat?
Ask them if you don't beleive me.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Celipa - 06-30-2006
Bulma, I'm the cat that doesn't get eaten at the Chinese place. I'm the cat that eats you.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Kirano - 06-30-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Bulma, I'm the cat that doesn't get eaten at the Chinese place. I'm the cat that eats you.
Thank God you have 9 lives!
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Celipa - 06-30-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Bulma, I'm the cat that doesn't get eaten at the Chinese place. I'm the cat that eats you.
Thank God you have 9 lives!
If only the light-bulb ass man did.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - OldYamcha - 06-30-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Bulma, I'm the cat that doesn't get eaten at the Chinese place. I'm the cat that eats you.
Thank God you have 9 lives!
If only the light-bulb-ass man did.
Fixed
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Kirano - 06-30-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Toma
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Bulma, I'm the cat that doesn't get eaten at the Chinese place. I'm the cat that eats you.
Thank God you have 9 lives!
If only the light-bulb-ass man did.
Fixed
That was crafty Toma.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Celipa - 06-30-2006
Tch. I've been pwned.
*launches Ashton Kutcher-esque MTV show*
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - OldYamcha - 06-30-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Puar
Tch. I've been pwn'd.
*launches Ashton Kutcher-esque MTV show*
Fixed again!
Operation removes lightbulb from anus - Celipa - 06-30-2006
You didn't bring out a huge camera to tell me so, though.