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Jesus - Metal Teemer - 12-25-2006

Happy Birthday Jesus!


Jesus - Vegeta - 12-25-2006

nope


Jesus - Kirano - 12-25-2006

Happy Birthday Jesus, son of God.

Edit: Anyone who doesn't want to show their appreciation, do not post crap like what waff did.


Jesus - Banned Dana - 12-25-2006

I'm not all churchy or religious, but yes, Happy B-Day Jesus! =D


Jesus - Aero - 12-25-2006

Happy Birthday Jesus, even though there is a 90% chance that your birthday isn't on Dec. 25, but it is still most likely within a week of that date!


Jesus - Celipa - 12-25-2006

I don't believe in you Jesus, but I'd just like to take this moment to say that if you did actually exist, happy what-could-possibly-be your birthday. =D

Anyways, later man.


Jesus - Reijin - 12-25-2006

I'm more in the "Jesus, you are a cool guy. You lived a great life if you throw out the whole Jewish death star thing. Continue to rock on somewhere. In the mean time, please tell people that your birthday isn't on December 25th and that is actually just more of the day when we recognize it, since its actually been shown to be a totally different month."


Jesus - Aero - 12-25-2006

No one knows for sure.


Jesus - Warako - 12-25-2006

Shouldn't Easter be his new birthday? After all, wasn't that when he came back to life which means his 2nd birth = birthday!

I dunno, I should go back to church, I can't remember a thing haha


Jesus - Jewtastic - 12-25-2006

Quote:Originally posted by Cell Jr.
Shouldn't Easter be his new birthday? After all, wasn't that when he came back to life which means his 2nd birth = birthday!

I dunno, I should go back to church, I can't remember a thing haha

becoming a zombie and being born are two diffrent things.


Jesus - Aero - 12-25-2006

Churches are corrupt. That's why I don't go.


Jesus - Reijin - 12-25-2006

Let's not get into religious debate guys, the underlying point of this thread is still the same.


Jesus - Krillin - 12-25-2006

I love how people give "reasons" for their belief by making wide, vague, stereotypical statements, such as: "Churches are corrupt".

HBD Jesus


Jesus - Bra - 12-25-2006

No. Religious. Debate.

Shut. Your. Mouths.

Happy Birthday, Jesus. You saved the world from itself. I'd say that's a pretty good way to be remembered.


Jesus - Broli - 12-25-2006

Happy Birthday Jesus.

I wish I could say I got you something, but considering the whole Son of God thing, it makes the whole present hunting thing a little tricky.


Jesus - Hellfighter 17 - 12-25-2006

Irregardless of who your dad was, you did some coo' stuff, dude. Happy anniversary of the day we recognize your birth!


Jesus - Krillin - 12-25-2006

Quote:Originally posted by Hell Fighter 17
Irregardless

Wrong word. It's "Regardless". Irregardless is incorrect.


Jesus - Hellfighter 17 - 12-25-2006

The two words have the same meaning. One is informal and the other formal - can you figure out which is which, Lenny?


Jesus - Burter - 12-25-2006

Quote:Originally posted by Celipa
I don't believe in you Jesus

Dude, Jesus was real. He wasn't fictional. He really lived on Earth, he really preached about God, he really pissed people off and he really got crucified.

Him being the Son of God and rising from the dead is what is always in question. But there actually was a guy named Jesus who did all that.


Jesus - Grandpa Gohan - 12-25-2006

HBD Jesus.