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Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Jack - 08-07-2009

Yeah, I have been saying since day one that she has a pretty ugly face. I was just ignoring it, thinking she was one of those "butterfaces"; chicks with such a hot body that you totally ignore how bad their face is.

I'm actually feeling sick right now. I've lost my appetite... well I can probably eat some fruit or something, but meat is out of the question until further notice.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009

Nope, nevermind.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Ashe - 08-07-2009

I have never seen someone take the realization that they are gay so harshly. Its eye opening.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Rem-13 - 08-07-2009

She has both parts, so he's only half gay.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009

Well it's not like it's completely homosexual. S-he's 50/50.

EDIT: Rem u suk.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Ashe - 08-07-2009

Maybe he's just bi. He wouldn't be the first member of this website to be so either, so Jack, its alright to go into the light.

Jack wants to take a ride on "her" disco stick

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009

Wtf, I can't report your post for double posting because I don't have priviledges?

Anyway lay off Jack at least until it's proven, the image is blurry and I really dislike the fact that if she is half-half, Ashe, you spotted it instantly meaning you have experience with small junk from a distance.

EDIT: Came out a bit too hostile, it's all in good joke and for the fact that I still can't see that it's junk.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Jack - 08-07-2009

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM:

Now that the sausage is gone, I would SO bang Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Jack - 08-07-2009

Ashe Wrote:And like most mindfucks, Jack, didn't everything just suddenly fall into place and make sense? (I'm referring to things regarding her, btw, not your homosexuality)

Yes. Mainly, all that talk about all she needs in a relationship is a "big dick". No wonder she was so happy being alone.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Celena - 08-07-2009

Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:Yes. Mainly, all that talk about all she needs in a relationship is a "big dick". No wonder she was so happy being alone.

lol!

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Jack - 08-07-2009

Wow, she even said on Jonathan Ross that she has a huge dick. And this was like... funny? People laughed. The whole crowd laughed. Hugh Jackman laughed. Apparently this was just so far from the truth that it's absurdity was cause for uproarious laughter. WHO THE FUCK KNEW SHE WAS CONFESSING IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNmtJXLLRpA&feature=related

On a serious note, if you watch her face when everybody starts laughing, you can see she's kind of hurt. =( Or kind of enjoys the irony of it all. It's hard to tell.

And like going through some of her old interviews and stuff, like Ashe said, everything makes so much more sense now. It's kind of sad because I thought she was trying too hard to seem like a popstar bitch, but she was just having to hide who she really was from the world. Do we not all wear masks? Aren't there things about ourselves that we would rather not want anyone else to know about, for fear of ridicule or isolation? Who the fuck are we to laugh at someone for not wanting billions of people to know something about them that they probably even try to hide from themselves.

Furthermore:
[Image: lady-gaga-g%20camel%20toe.jpg]

DICK

It's what's for dinner.


Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009

Let it go man, before Waff comes back. Let it go!

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Jack - 08-07-2009

double post, dont ban me im in mourning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paOOFz8AscE

"Every minute of my life is a performance."

"There's one accessory she is most certainly without."

"I'm not looking for anyone. I'm very happy with myself."

In all seriousness, it's pretty sad. It's not like she could have just been open about this from day one, she was a stripper as a teenager and apparently was into really heavy drug use. She's obviously been struggling with her identity forever. And then she was a stripper (did customers know or not? I HAVE TO KNOW), and later started with the music. At that point she had to become this over-glammed feminine slut to market herself and her music successfully, because that's what you have to do these days. Her career is probably over, at least from the angle she was coming from before (sex symbol). I'll still enjoy her music probably but the lusting part is over. Probably... oh god...

miscellaneous: "Bluffing with my muffin" made absolutely no sense before today.

tl;dr i had my fun with this (probably not done yet though) but this isn't something I can really laugh at anymore

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Chase - 08-07-2009

Lusting? Over a female (Well, that's debatable, of course) singer? I was under the impression people grow out of that in their early teens. No offense intended, I'm really just surprised that still happens.

To be honest, I always thought there was something odd about her. Namely, her facial features look rather male, but I just let it fly as her being ugly, and the way she talks, generally. Haven't watched any interviews while paying any real attention, but from occasional snippets I saw while on TV or something, it seemed...odd.

I don't care either way. I wouldn't care even if I was 'lusting' for her. The only difference would be if I was currently dating her, in that I'd need some pretty huge trust in her to make sure I'm not thrust from her while in bed.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009

Chase Wrote:Lusting? Over a female (Well, that's debatable, of course) singer? I was under the impression people grow out of that in their early teens. No offense intended, I'm really just surprised that still happens.
Wait, what?

So just because they're singers, every attraction (primal instinct) gets nullified?

._.

Just because they're singers doesn't mean you can't have the hots for them, maybe you can even lust for them more because they're unreachable as celebrities.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Chase - 08-07-2009

Cerion Wrote:Wait, what?

So just because they're singers, every attraction (primal instinct) gets nullified?

._.

Just because they're singers doesn't mean you can't have the hots for them, maybe you can even lust for them more because they're unreachable as celebrities.

Well, depends what you understand by lust. I might have misunderstood it as idolising, ignoring reality, etc. Since that's generally what I think of as lusting. I still find attraction towards a celebrity you haven't ever met, nor do you have a chance to meet (and I don't mean getting an autograph), being limited somewhere around 'I find her attractive'. Then again, it's not my type to do things like that. That, and I generally wouldn't like celebrities, because I know the reality behind the scene, and what most female celebrities do 'backstage'. Bulimia, and all that.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Milk Bubble - 08-07-2009

There's no way she's a man, her boobs are too small to be fake. I mean, if you were going to get fake boobs wouldn't you atleast go all out?

Also, this picture proves it, how could she possibly be hiding a penis under that?

[Image: gaga_boobs.JPG]

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Kazuya - 08-07-2009

drag queens tuck and secure theirs with various adhesives.


EDIT: and good lip synching body doubles.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Super Buu - 08-07-2009

Milk Bubble Wrote:There's no way she's a man, her boobs are too small to be fake. I mean, if you were going to get fake boobs wouldn't you atleast go all out?
The idea is that she's a hermaphrodite, not a transsexual.

I did wonder about the other thing though. It would be pretty hard to hide a dick with the kind of clothes she wears.

Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Kazuya - 08-07-2009

[Image: lady_gaga_1_500.jpg]

Her with dark hair. Pretty sure that's a small bulge there in her panties. Chicks that skinny won't have that kind of groin cleavage.