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If you had $1 billion... - Bra - 09-18-2006
I'd build a Death Star. D'uh.
Let's see the UN try to stop me from taking over the world when I tell them I can blow their stupid planet up. What are they gonna do? Shoot a torpedo into a two-meter-wide exhaust port? Hahahahahahahahaha! Impossible!
If you had $1 billion... - Hellfighter 17 - 09-18-2006
OCB: Bra - +5 cool points.
If you had $1 billion... - Super Buu - 09-18-2006
Quote:Originally posted by BraXD That was good. Real good.
What are they gonna do? Shoot a torpedo into a two-meter-wide exhaust port? Hahahahahahahahaha! Impossible!
If you had $1 billion... - Vegeta Jr - 09-18-2006
Quote:Originally posted by RecoomeCome over to the dark side my boy.. It's much more enjoyable.
I'd give it away. Because being rich means having power, and having power leads to corruption. I'd prefer to stay pure.
I would buy a big house, a car. Then invest most of it so I can live from it for the rest of my life. 8)
If you had $1 billion... - Vegeta - 09-18-2006
You'll never have a billion dollars.
If you had $1 billion... - Tobias - 09-18-2006
First I'd hire an assassin to kill Waffuru. Then I'd buy professionals to code, program, and generally pimp the hell out of good ole Chubbsia until it was called 'Chubbs Multiverse RPGs' and encompassed many classic anime and video games in separate branch RPGs under one general ruleset with minor variations.
Then I'd build a mansion, sit back in my baby skin chair and laugh maniacally. Eventually my voice would go hoarse so I'd pay some one to laugh maniacally for me. At that point I would continue living my life fairly normally until my expenditures bankrupt me and I am forced to live on the streets, my only possession being waffuru's stuffed corpse. People would call me 'Uncle Cracky' and shuffle away when I have Waff talk to them in my own squeaky puppet voice.
Ah the life of the rich and famous.
If you had $1 billion... - Whompt - 09-18-2006
I'd buy Canada. With the awesome power of the mighty Canadian army on my side, who could stop my rise to World Dictator? If that fell through, I'd just make Congress legalize pot again through hefty bribes and monopolize the industry.
If you had $1 billion... - Kirano - 09-18-2006
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STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
If you had $1 billion... - Aqua - 09-18-2006
I'd put half of it in a mayo jar and bury it in my back yard. Then I'd take the other half and bet on the dog that does his bussiness before the race.
If you had $1 billion... - Old Pigero - 09-18-2006
Pay My Fucking Taxes. Losers. xP
Lawlz... then I would do some fun shit. >D
If you had $1 billion... - Android 17 - 09-18-2006
Build the greatest house to exist. Obviously with an arcade game where I could live in never-ending nostalgia forever.
If you had $1 billion... - Ruhiel - 09-18-2006
Immediately put it into banks and assorted investments, such as CDs and some low-risk mutual funds. From there, let my money work for me for a while, work as a normal person, and then after it's accumulated enough interest, take it out, and do the following: Pour in over $5 million into research funding for Omar Yaghi, then $15 million to Ford to work on designing cars compatible with Mr. Yaghi's design for a hydrogen fuel cell. Then, I'd donate about $20 million to an energy company willing to start designing hydrogen fuel. And then about $2.5 million to an energy supplier to create hydrogen fueling stations. If all goes according to plan, petroleum will be more or less worthless, and we won't have to keep up this stupid addiction to it.
From there, I'd put aside about $20 million to my family so that future generations won't have to worry about money for a while.
After that, I'd use however much money would be needed to get that Chubbs convention idea off the ground.
With whatever is left, I'd donate to charity.
Oh, and buy a helicopter. An Apache helicopter. My helicopter > HF's and Buukin's.
If you had $1 billion... - Hellfighter 17 - 09-18-2006
Quote:Originally posted by BlueOur army is pretty good, thank you very much. Better than the regular US marines or navy.
I'd buy Canada. With the awesome power of the mighty Canadian army on my side, who could stop my rise to World Dictator? If that fell through, I'd just make Congress legalize pot again through hefty bribes and monopolize the industry.
If you had $1 billion... - Tobias - 09-18-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
Quote:Originally posted by BlueOur army is pretty good, thank you very much. Better than the regular US marines or navy.
I'd buy Canada. With the awesome power of the mighty Canadian army on my side, who could stop my rise to World Dictator? If that fell through, I'd just make Congress legalize pot again through hefty bribes and monopolize the industry.
I was thiiiiis close to starting that argument again.
If you had $1 billion... - Aqua - 09-18-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Dracula Man
Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
Quote:Originally posted by BlueOur army is pretty good, thank you very much. Better than the regular US marines or navy.
I'd buy Canada. With the awesome power of the mighty Canadian army on my side, who could stop my rise to World Dictator? If that fell through, I'd just make Congress legalize pot again through hefty bribes and monopolize the industry.
USA sucks. I wanna move. Germany was the best place I spent my years anyhow.
Blow me.
If you had $1 billion... - Whompt - 09-18-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17I never said they weren't. I'm sure throwing snowballs at yoru enemies is very effective in combat. And surely no enemy will ever be able to invade your ice fortresses of doom. And let's not forget the almighty Canadian airforce comprised of migrating geese and their devastating crap-bombs. Many a time I've witnessed it's horrors upon the newly-washed sheen of my car. So, like I said, who could stop me?
Quote:Originally posted by BlueOur army is pretty good, thank you very much. Better than the regular US marines or navy.
I'd buy Canada. With the awesome power of the mighty Canadian army on my side, who could stop my rise to World Dictator? If that fell through, I'd just make Congress legalize pot again through hefty bribes and monopolize the industry.
If you had $1 billion... - Bojack - 09-18-2006
Im not going to lie, I would probably join the mafia. =/
In addition to that, Id finish the publishing company my mother dreamed of starting. I have a dream of my own, to get enough money where I can take the homless off the streets and provide them with whatever they need. I was homeless before, all those people arent gamblers and whinos... they just need someone to help them. Then Id have Xibit pimp my ride... Id start a beef with 50 Cent, and hire the Chicago Symphony Orchestra to play theme songs to my meals. Steak would be The Imperial March... something like pasta would be The Ecstasy of Gold by Ennio Morricone. Then I would ressurect Wilt Chamberlain and challenge him to a game of basketball. Id dunk on his ass, then kill him again.
Oh, and there would be women. Lots and lots of women.
"Hey, you dont know me, but Im a billionaire."
"Really? Lets have sex on your car."
"Ok, but watch out for the hood ornament."
O_O
If you had $1 billion... - Hellfighter 17 - 09-18-2006
Money can buy happiness. =o
For anyone that disagrees, what the heck are you doing with a console?
If you had $1 billion... - Hellfighter 17 - 09-18-2006
Money = PlayStation 2.
PlayStation 2 = Call of Duty: Finest Hour.
Call of Duty: Finest Hour = Happiness.
By the transitive property, money = happiness.
If you had $1 billion... - Jewtastic - 09-18-2006
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