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~Breathes in deeply~ - Blind Man - 03-15-2007
Suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me all the time like Blondie check out my chrissy behind it's fine all o the time, like sex on the beaches, what else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh, whaaaat?
~Breathes in deeply~ - Dehan - 03-15-2007
Well...that got me pretty damn horny.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Blind Man - 03-15-2007
I just found a trove of about 7 big cans of sliced peaches in my pantry.
KA-CHINGGGG
~Breathes in deeply~ - Dehan - 03-15-2007
All this talk of peaches...I like pineapples so I'll be going to the local Wal-Mart and picking up a good old can of pineapples. Gonna be like spongebob!! YAY!!
~Breathes in deeply~ - Nori - 03-15-2007
Quote:Originally posted by Turles
This is why women shouldn't run for major offices in the government...imagine if Hilary Clinton was friggin president and had a peach craving like Akane, and with Clinton being an older woman she's probably suffering from Menopause or something and will be like...just imagine...
Hilary Clinton: "Gah dammit it's hot in here! And I've asked for peaches ten minutes ago, where the hell are my peaches?",
Secert Service Agent: "Um we're out of peaches Madam President.
Bill Clinton: Oh shit...
Hilary Clinton: What...WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUTTA PEACHES? THAT'S IT! NUKE GEORGIA!
If you want to use that example for women, I will use G.W Bush for the example for men.
I would rather have a crazy peach craving woman for president then a man who complety screwed over America several times.
To my fellow fruit lovers! I love you all. =O
To those who want their time back, you are on my unakaned list.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Dave - 03-15-2007
Quote:Originally posted by Akane Kimidori
Okay-so-I-got-home-today-and-there-were-no-peaches-in-my-fridge.
I almost started crying, seriously. I tore apart the house trying to find one of those delicious orbs, only to find the house was completely void of a peach! Surrrrre we had apples, we had pears! We even had mangos! But those are nothing compared to those little fuzzy delicious, juicy, savorable peaches. The very thought of one of those bad boys makes me drool!
So, after a good half and hour of peach searching I found nothing but some trail mix with dried peaches in it. So, needless to say, I dumped it out in a bowl, picked out the dried fruit, and put the rest of the trail mix in the container. Yes, I'm a devious woman. I feel sorry for my little sister now, for she will get no fruit with her sack lunches. Quite the fiend, I do say.
So I gobbled them down, opened the fridge, and found that my snapple tea was gone. Yes, every bottle. The white tea stuff. I banged my head on the wall, slamming my fists as I cried out with anguish! Only then did I realize I had 10 dollars in my pocket! Bwahhaha.
I ran to the nearest Sullivan's and bought myself tea, and plenty of peaches. This took me a good hour of course, because I had to inspect the golden things. No bruises for Akane's fruit.
I ate about half of them on the way home, and ate the rest at home. It was about the dozen. With a buldging tummy I passed out on the coach. Yes, I was a happy person.
All because cheerleading practice was canceled.
Thats pretty intense...
~Breathes in deeply~ - Olibu - 03-15-2007
Quote:Originally posted by Yamu
I want those 20 seconds back.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Nori - 03-15-2007
Quote:Originally posted by DWood35
Quote:Originally posted by Akane Kimidori
Okay-so-I-got-home-today-and-there-were-no-peaches-in-my-fridge.
I almost started crying, seriously. I tore apart the house trying to find one of those delicious orbs, only to find the house was completely void of a peach! Surrrrre we had apples, we had pears! We even had mangos! But those are nothing compared to those little fuzzy delicious, juicy, savorable peaches. The very thought of one of those bad boys makes me drool!
So, after a good half and hour of peach searching I found nothing but some trail mix with dried peaches in it. So, needless to say, I dumped it out in a bowl, picked out the dried fruit, and put the rest of the trail mix in the container. Yes, I'm a devious woman. I feel sorry for my little sister now, for she will get no fruit with her sack lunches. Quite the fiend, I do say.
So I gobbled them down, opened the fridge, and found that my snapple tea was gone. Yes, every bottle. The white tea stuff. I banged my head on the wall, slamming my fists as I cried out with anguish! Only then did I realize I had 10 dollars in my pocket! Bwahhaha.
I ran to the nearest Sullivan's and bought myself tea, and plenty of peaches. This took me a good hour of course, because I had to inspect the golden things. No bruises for Akane's fruit.
I ate about half of them on the way home, and ate the rest at home. It was about the dozen. With a buldging tummy I passed out on the coach. Yes, I was a happy person.
All because cheerleading practice was canceled.
Thats pretty intense...
I know, right? I was going pretty insane.
And Olibu, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish. =O
~Breathes in deeply~ - Bujin - 03-15-2007
Quote:Originally posted by Akane Kimidori
Quote:Originally posted by DWood35
Quote:Originally posted by Akane Kimidori
Okay-so-I-got-home-today-and-there-were-no-peaches-in-my-fridge.
I almost started crying, seriously. I tore apart the house trying to find one of those delicious orbs, only to find the house was completely void of a peach! Surrrrre we had apples, we had pears! We even had mangos! But those are nothing compared to those little fuzzy delicious, juicy, savorable peaches. The very thought of one of those bad boys makes me drool!
So, after a good half and hour of peach searching I found nothing but some trail mix with dried peaches in it. So, needless to say, I dumped it out in a bowl, picked out the dried fruit, and put the rest of the trail mix in the container. Yes, I'm a devious woman. I feel sorry for my little sister now, for she will get no fruit with her sack lunches. Quite the fiend, I do say.
So I gobbled them down, opened the fridge, and found that my snapple tea was gone. Yes, every bottle. The white tea stuff. I banged my head on the wall, slamming my fists as I cried out with anguish! Only then did I realize I had 10 dollars in my pocket! Bwahhaha.
I ran to the nearest Sullivan's and bought myself tea, and plenty of peaches. This took me a good hour of course, because I had to inspect the golden things. No bruises for Akane's fruit.
I ate about half of them on the way home, and ate the rest at home. It was about the dozen. With a buldging tummy I passed out on the coach. Yes, I was a happy person.
All because cheerleading practice was canceled.
Thats pretty intense...
I know, right? I was going pretty insane.
And Olibu, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish. =O
Screw peaches, that's what Hilary Clinton would be like in office.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Olibu - 03-15-2007
Quote:Originally posted by Akane Kimidori
And Olibu, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish. =O
Be forewarned, their aren't any peaches in there.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Nori - 03-15-2007
No, but the pleasure of seeing you squeel like a baby pig is a very hard urge to resist. >=o
I really think people are unfair to Hilary Clinton. =/
~Breathes in deeply~ - Olibu - 03-15-2007
Its Hilary Clinton's fault we went through that whole ordeal. >.<
Women know what kind of man they have. You know if you have the "Need a blow job once in a while or I'm'a go crazy" man. Monica should't have had a chance, Hilary shoulda already been down there. >.>
She endangered the free world. If your man is a janitor, who cares if you don't put out? If your man is the president theres alot more at stake. XD
~Breathes in deeply~ - Bujin - 03-15-2007
Quote:Originally posted by Akane Kimidori
I really think people are unfair to Hilary Clinton. =/
By that same token, I think people are being unfair to Bush.
But yeah, peaches.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Yamu - 03-15-2007
Quote:Originally posted by Akane Kimidori
,you are on my unakaned list
Don't make promises you can't keep.
Also, that 20 seconds is with interest.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Hellfighter 17 - 03-15-2007
I want my money back.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Nori - 03-16-2007
Hilary never ordered that all the people who didn't support him to be removed from the Supreme Court, nor was she responsible for blowing up the hanging gardens. Both of which Bush did, amongst other deeds. (Including the step to banning gay marriage.)
I don't think Hilary would be a good President, however, I think that a lot is pushed up against her in the election because of whose wife she is, and the fact that she is a woman. Let's face it. People who are in power are afraid of powerful woman, especially a lot of the older generation.
A lot of people in America, and in other places of the world, are old fashioned. Women shouldn't be as far up as men, or at least, that's what a lot of people think. If Hilary was President of the United States she would be one of the strongest women in history, and people don't like that.
On another subject, Yamu is now off my list. =O
And another thing! People apologiesing (Sp?) for their ancestors in the election. It is total bullcrap. It is from way back and does not affect your character at all..
~Breathes in deeply~ - Captain Silver - 03-16-2007
fruit? kk
~Breathes in deeply~ - Olibu - 03-16-2007
You know who else tried to stack the supreme court? FDR, you think he was a bad president?
Not siding with Bush, just agreeing that he catches more flack than he should.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Nori - 03-16-2007
So? That is a mistake on FDR's part, and was a bad act of character. Even if he was a good president, it still was a immoral act on his part as well as a blow against the constitution.
If Bush only did that, I would still say stuff about him, but not nearly as much.
The fact that he does moronic deeds on a almost daily basis however, keeps me from liking him.
~Breathes in deeply~ - Hellfighter 17 - 03-16-2007
Quote:Originally posted by Akane KimidoriIf it doesn't, then people apparently do not understand the concept of an apology.
And another thing! People apologiesing (Sp?) for their ancestors in the election. It is total bullcrap. It is from way back and does not affect your character at all..
Well, banning gay marriage is a belief you have, isn't?