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The Like/Hate Thread - Ashe - 08-21-2009
Mal Nova Wrote:Length pending.. it's possible
The things Mal learned while in jail would shock and awe lesser men.
The Like/Hate Thread - Jonathan Meer - 08-21-2009
Yeah. Lesser men with tighter sphincters.
The Like/Hate Thread - Super Buu - 08-21-2009
With the advent of the internet, these things aren't really speculative any more.
The Like/Hate Thread - Jack - 08-21-2009
Rose Wrote:With the advent of the internet, these things aren't really speculative any more.
Truth.
I've seen the aforementioned act many times. It is intense and disturbing.
The Like/Hate Thread - Sage - 08-21-2009
Hate: I went to the mall to buy a backpack yesterday. I spent over 200 dollars on clothes and I have no backpack.
Like: I bought this kickass hat at least.
The Like/Hate Thread - Orion - 08-21-2009
Well, a hat is sorta like a backpack. Just ... on your head.
The Like/Hate Thread - Pinky - 08-21-2009
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/24-badly-placed-internet-ads
some are funny. others, not so much.
The Like/Hate Thread - Celena - 08-21-2009
Hey Orion I can never forget that quote. I'm gonna pick one out myself from that fight.
The Like/Hate Thread - Jonathan Meer - 08-22-2009
Actual CoD4 conversation:
Me: Ouch. I'm right in the middle of the screen. Why'd it take you three hits with a shotty to kill me?
Him: Well, I have 7-4 and you have 2-4, so I wouldn't be talking.
Me: At least three of those 7 you got are from grenade spamming at the beginning of the game, so I wouldn't really brag about that.
Him: Yeah? Yeah? You wanna go one-on-one?
Me: ...Not really.
Him: That's what I thought, you're scared.
Me: Well, not really scared, just don't feel like it.
Him: Yeah, you're scared because you know you'd lose.
Me: Oh, I probably would. I'm not very good in one-on-one.
Him: Yeah. I'd kick your ass.
Me: Yeah, probably.
Silence.
The Like/Hate Thread - Saz - 08-22-2009
I hate my inability to wear a white shirt without spilling something on it.
The Like/Hate Thread - Jesper - 08-22-2009
Jonathan Meer Wrote:Actual CoD4 conversation:
Me: Ouch. I'm right in the middle of the screen. Why'd it take you three hits with a shotty to kill me?
Him: Well, I have 7-4 and you have 2-4, so I wouldn't be talking.
Me: At least three of those 7 you got are from grenade spamming at the beginning of the game, so I wouldn't really brag about that.
Him: Yeah? Yeah? You wanna go one-on-one?
Me: ...Not really.
Him: That's what I thought, you're scared.
Me: Well, not really scared, just don't feel like it.
Him: Yeah, you're scared because you know you'd lose.
Me: Oh, I probably would. I'm not very good in one-on-one.
Him: Yeah. I'd kick your ass.
Me: Yeah, probably.
Silence.
Winning an argument by losing it. Nicely done.
The Like/Hate Thread - Jonathan Meer - 08-22-2009
I reached an epiphany one day. When you realize that dick-waving on an online game is ridiculous, conversations become much more dynamic and interesting.
A 'Your mom sucks dick!'
B 'Puts me through college.'
A '...'
The Like/Hate Thread - Sage - 08-22-2009
Works in real life, too.
The Like/Hate Thread - Jonathan Meer - 08-22-2009
Hate: Sean Hannity.
This faggot just said, essentially, 'People are rising up from all walks of life and regions of the US to speak against health care, and yet, Democrats are determined to force it through, against the will of their constituents.'
The fuck. I'm a constituent, and I'm for this shit. I don't need Sean Hannity telling me what the fuck I believe. Last I checked, Democrats were the Big Kahuna in Senate, Congress, Presidency, etc. I don't know the statistics, but it's reasonable to suppose that at least 40% of Americans are for health care reform (if not 50%).
Dumb bitch. There's a segment on here in which they took clips of Obama, all edited together (him saying things like 'I promise you, before the end of the year, there will be health care reform'), with a backing scarily minor piano riff. There's even fucking blood splatter when the segment is switched in and out.
No wonder so many Republicans are fucking frightened and yelling at town halls.
The Like/Hate Thread - Jonathan Meer - 08-22-2009
Sage Wrote:Works in real life, too.
I'd be all about that, but not too many people get all up in my face in real life.
The Like/Hate Thread - Saz - 08-22-2009
Really? I'd imagine if you spoke to people like you do over the internet you'd get a hell of a lot of people, getting all up in your face.
The Like/Hate Thread - Jonathan Meer - 08-22-2009
Haha, I'm actually really, really, really mellow in real life.
It's weird. I have, like, an internet persona that's not exactly me, but whenever I type on 'anonymous' forums, it's what I slip into. I never really was sarcastic or malicious or cynical in 'real life'.
I'm trying to fix this weird persona shit.
The Like/Hate Thread - Tyr - 08-22-2009
Saz Wrote:Really? I'd imagine if you spoke to people like you do over the internet you'd get a hell of a lot of people, getting all up in your face.Because we all talk to strangers on the street like we do here on Chubbs or the internet in general.
OH DEAR GOD, I'M DROWNING IN SARCASM
WRGAWRALDGAWRASDC
EDIT: After throwing most of the sarcasm up, I attempt to become somewhat similar as to what I am on the internet to what I am amongst friends. But only amongst friends.
The Like/Hate Thread - Saz - 08-22-2009
Cerion Wrote:Because we all talk to strangers on the street like we do here on Chubbs or the internet in general.
OH DEAR GOD, I'M DROWNING IN SARCASM
WRGAWRALDGAWRASDC
Cute.
The Like/Hate Thread - Tyr - 08-22-2009
I'm serious though. Do you act exactly as you are on the internet with absolute strangers you meet on the street?