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Yay Lyrics! - Printable Version +- CDBZ Archive (http://alex.zulenka.com) +-- Forum: Out of Character Forums (http://alex.zulenka.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8) +--- Forum: The Legendary Asylum (http://alex.zulenka.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=133) +--- Thread: Yay Lyrics! (/showthread.php?tid=39151) |
Yay Lyrics! - Blind Man - 09-23-2007 This is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory And he played on the company bowling team And every single night he had a strange recurring dream Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream But that's really not important to the story. Well the very next year he met a dental hygienist With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm) But he didn't keep in touch and he lost her number Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave Twenty miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth) And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich For what it's worth Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as could be And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know Now he's got his very own Weird Al Show Yay Lyrics! - Waffuru - 09-30-2007 Maybe we could break your ankle, clean and unsuspiciously. An ER trip, a doctor's slip, and you could share your pills with me. Won't it feel so good, though, when we're lying side by side, when you can't move, when I'm not trying? 2000 milligrams each. A hotel by the pharmacy with drinking straws in toothpaste tubes. Stash them with your toiletries and I will share my pills with you. Little Michael sleeping in the child safety seat, lying with the windows rolled up, in the August heat. 3000 milligrams each, 4000 milligrams. We're driving down the interstate, you're feeling great, you scratch your wrist, and we pretend your kids, your husband, all you left does not exist. When in some motel that night we're lying, I can barely whisper it's like dying. Baby, do you know what I mean? Baby, did you hear me? Baby, you fell asleep. I know I'm weak, I don't deny we'll see our trial sometime soon. But when we know we're fucked, I'll half the pile and share my pills with you. Cause we've felt fully in our bodies, and we've felt totally alive, so we're prepared to float above this dirty bed where we both lie. Where we lie, lie, lie. Will we be fine? Not this time. Yay Lyrics! - Tobias - 10-09-2007 Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. Yay Lyrics! - Waffuru - 10-09-2007 wait. they don't love you like i love you. wait. they don't love you like i love you. ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aps Yay Lyrics! - Super Buu - 10-10-2007 This was a triumph. I’m making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there’s no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying ‘til you run out of cake And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive I’m not even angry I’m being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart And killed me And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I felt so happy for you Now these points of data make a beautiful line And we’re out of beta we’re releasing on time So I’m glad I got burned Think of all the things we learned For the people who are still alive Go ahead and leave me I think I’d prefer to stay inside Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance. Anyway this cake is great It’s so delicious and moist Look at me still talking when there’s science to do When I look up there it makes me glad I’m not you. I’ve experiments to run There is research to be done On the people who are still alive And believe I am still alive I’m doing science and I’m still alive I feel fantastic and I’m still alive While you’re dying I’ll be still alive And when you’re dead I will be still alive Still alive Still alive Yay Lyrics! - Janemba - 10-11-2007 I want to be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause (oooh) I will travel across the land Searchin' far and wide Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside! (Power inside!) Pokemon! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend In a world we must defend! Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all! Every challenge along the way With courage I will face I will battle everyday To claim my rightful place! Come with me, the time is right! There's no better team Arm and arm, we'll win the fight! It's always been a dream! Pokemon! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend In a world we must defend! Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em (Pokemon!) Pokemon! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Ooh you're my best friend In a world we must defend! Pokemon! A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! (I'll catch you!) (Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all! Pokemon! Yay Lyrics! - Krillin - 10-11-2007 Life is much too short to sit and wonder Who's gonna make the next move and will slowly pull you under when you've always got something to prove? I don't want to wait a lifetime Yours or mine, yours or mine Can't you see me reaching for the lifeline? You say that I misheard you but I think you misspoke I hear you laugh so loudly while I patiently await the joke I don't want to wait a lifetime Yours or mine, yours or mine Can't you see me reaching for the lifeline? The lifeline, the lifeline It's a crime with only victims We're all laid out in a row It's hardest to listen to what we already should know I could hold out for a lifetime Yours or mine, yours or mine Can't you see me reaching for your lifeline? The lifeline, your lifeline, the lifeline Yay Lyrics! - CoolSpice - 10-11-2007 Tell me that there's more, Tell me who're worth fighting for, You are. Everything I know, Everything that mattered, You can make this easy, Believe me. At the perfect moment, Just say that everything will be alright Make me believe, Lie if you have to, Stay here forever, Tell this won't end. Make Me believe, Know that I need you, don't leave me alone here. This doesn't have to end, This doesn't have to end For what it's worth, I tried, For what it's worth, it mattered to me, You can't be replaced, You're not just another face, You can make this easy, Believe me. At the perfect moment, Just say that everything will be alright. Make me believe, Lie if you have to, Stay here forever, Tell this won't end. Make Me believe, Know that I need you, don't leave me alone here. This doesn't have to end, This doesn't have to end Waiting, frustrating, But I can't let you go, I just need you to know, Waiting, I'm breaking down But I can't let you go, I just need you to know. For what it's worth, I tried, For what it's worth, it mattered to me... Make me believe, Lie if you have to, Stay here forever, Tell this won't end. Make Me believe, Know that I need you, don't leave me alone here. This doesn't have to end, This doesn't have to end, This doesn't have to end, Make me believe, Lie if you have to, Stay here forever, Tell me this won't end. Yay Lyrics! - Paragus - 10-12-2007 All our times have come Here but now they're gone Seasons don't fear the reaper Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We can be like they are Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper Baby I'm your man... Valentine is done Here but now they're gone Romeo and Juliet Are together in eternity... Romeo and Juliet 40,000 men and women everyday... Like Romeo and Juliet 40,000 men and women everyday... Redefine happiness Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like they are Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper Baby I'm your man... Love of two is one Here but now they're gone Came the last night of sadness And it was clear she couldn't go on Then the door was open and the wind appeared The candles blew then disappeared The curtains flew then he appeared Saying don't be afraid Come on baby... And she had no fear And she ran to him... Then they started to fly They looked backward and said goodbye She had become like they are She had taken his hand She had become like they are Come on baby...don't fear the reaper Yay Lyrics! - Android 13 - 10-14-2007 I'd like to dedicate this one to my favorite talking waffle. [J.D.] Let's face the facts about me and you, A love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear," The crowd will always talk and stare. [Turk] I feel exactly those feelings, too And that's why I keep them inside. 'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain, And sometimes it's easier to hide, Than explain our [J.D. and Turk] Guy love, That's all it is, Guy love, He's mine, I'm his, There's nothing gay about it in our eyes. [Turk] You ask me 'bout this thing we share, [J.D.] And he tenderly replies, [Turk] It's guy love [J.D. and Turk] Between two guys. [Turk] We're closer than the average man and wife, [J.D.] That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D. [Turk] You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life. [J.D.] You're the only man who's ever been inside of me. [Turk] Whoa, I just took out his apendix. [J.D.] There's no need to clarify, [Turk] Oh no? [J.D.] Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend, [Turk] But in a totally manly way. [J.D. and Turk] Let's go! It's guy love, Don't compromise, The feeeling of some other guy, Holding up your heart, Into the sky. [J.D.] I'll be there to care through all the lows. [Turk] I'll be there to share the highs. [J.D. and Turk] It's guy love, Between two guys. [J.D.] And when I say, "I love you, Turk," It's not what it impies. [J.D. and Turk] It's guy love Between Two Guys [J.D.] No hands... Yay Lyrics! - Janemba - 10-14-2007 "Six" - All That Remains I wish I was free of this I see her in my dreams Wish that she wasn't there But she still haunts me and I Still feel her breath on me Still want to taste her skin But I know that would kill me No, damn her, still I choke on her lies Still Reeling from her last caress her goodbye Oh how this sickens me This wretched fools affair I can't erase this from me And now it permeates And every thought I feel The anger writhes in my soul No, damn her, still I feel my stomach turn Choke back hold my head high I'm strong No, damn her, still I choke on her lies Not reeling I'm strong (solo) Damn her, still I feel my stomach turn Choke back hold my head high I'm strong No, damn her, still I choke on her lies Not reeling I'm strong I wish I was free of this Yay Lyrics! - Krillin - 10-17-2007 You belong to the gang And you say you can't break away But I'm here with my hands on my heart Our families can't agree I'm your brother's sworn enemy But I'll shout out my love to the stars So wait for the stone on your window, your window Wait by the car and we'll go, we'll go When first we laid eyes I swore to no compromise 'Til I felt my caress on your skin Well, how soon we were betrayed Your sister gave us away And your father came all unhinged So wait for the stone on your window, your window Wait by the car and we'll go, we'll go Oh Valencia With your blood still warm on the ground Valencia And I swear to the stars I'll burn this whole city down All I heard was a shout Of your brother calling me out And you ran like a fool to my side Well the shot, it hit hard And your frame went limp in my arms And the lull of love was your dying cry So wait for the stone on your window, your window Wait by the car and we'll, go we'll go Oh Valencia With your blood still warm on the ground Valencia And I'll burn this whole city down Valencia With your blood still warm on the ground Valencia And I swear to the stars I'll burn this whole city down Yay Lyrics! - CoolSpice - 10-17-2007 J.D.] Let's face the facts about me and you, A love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear," The crowd will always talk and stare. [Turk] I feel exactly those feelings, too And that's why I keep them inside. 'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain, And sometimes it's easier to hide, Than explain our [J.D. and Turk] Guy love, That's all it is, Guy love, He's mine, I'm his, There's nothing gay about it in our eyes. [Turk] You ask me 'bout this thing we share, [J.D.] And he tenderly replies, [Turk] It's guy love [J.D. and Turk] Between two guys. [Turk] We're closer than the average man and wife, [J.D.] That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D. [Turk] You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life. [J.D.] You're the only man who's ever been inside of me. [Turk] Whoa, I just took out his apendix. [J.D.] There's no need to clarify, [Turk] Oh no? [J.D.] Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend, [Turk] But in a totally manly way. [J.D. and Turk] Let's go! It's guy love, Don't compromise, The feeeling of some other guy, Holding up your heart, Into the sky. [J.D.] I'll be there to care through all the lows. [Turk] I'll be there to share the highs. [J.D. and Turk] It's guy love, Between two guys. [J.D.] And when I say, "I love you, Turk," It's not what it impies. [J.D. and Turk] It's guy love Between Two Guys [J.D.] No hands... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0 (it's the video of the song.) Yay Lyrics! - Bujin - 10-18-2007 Listen now, let me speak I will be the dog at your feet And come along when you call Be the little bird in your straw and sing you a song I'll be there to take the fall Though you tread upon me for no reason at all But just when you think you've left me blind I will keep you in the corner of my eye I will never leave your side Though you call me your number one zero You nevermind I'll be your king, I'll be your pawn I will builid a pedestal and put you upon it But just when you think you've left me blind I'll be creeping right up behind Cause if I need to I will keep you in the corner of my eye corner of my eye Down on the street, over your night Out of your sleep, out of your sight if I need to, if I need to Out of your mouth, in every word Down in your ego one thing is sure I will keep you, I will keep you But just when you think you've left me blind I will be creeping right up behind Cause baby if I need to Lord, I will keep you in the corner of my eye I will be the bird in your straw But you won't get far I will keep you in the corner of my eye Yay Lyrics! - Celipa - 10-18-2007 I Believe in a Thing Called Love - The Darkness Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel Touching you, touching me touching you, god you're touching me I believe in a thing called love Just listen to the rhythm of my heart There's a chance we could make it now We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down I believe in a thing called love Ooh! I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day You got me in a spin but everythin' is A.OK! Touching you, touching me touching you, god you're touching me I believe in a thing called love Just listen to the rhythm of my heart There's a chance we could make it now We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down I believe in a thing called love Ooh! Guitar! Touching you, touching me touching you, god you're touching me I believe in a thing called love Just listen to the rhythm of my heart There's a chance we could make it now We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down I believe in a thing called love Ooh! Yay Lyrics! - Tobias - 10-27-2007 Is Bitter there? I'd rather talk to her than Disappointed Though she's not quite as fun as Good'n'Mad You'd better put her on She can change the game She can make me say I'm sorry You throw your hands up in the air and swear you didn't know You think the world revolves around you but it doesn't so You sit and spin baby someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you You set the trap You lie in wait 'til someone trips the wire Then you jump out to get your feelings hurt And you act surprised How did that get there? Why does everybody hate me? We're all familiar with the tragedy of being you It's hard to show you any sympathy when all you do Is beg for pain baby someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you You're all alone Well maybe that's because you're so unpleasant You might consider dialing back a bit Put those claws away Stop the waterworks Spend a couple evenings sober The world's against you so you think or maybe wish it was And at least that way someone would care but baby no one does Not even you baby someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you Someone is crazy and it's you Yay Lyrics! - Kirano - 10-27-2007 Lupe Fiasco - Pressure [Lupe Fiasco] Roc-A-Fella, 1st AND!! Jay... Lupe! Yeah, uhh And so it seems that I'm, sewin jeans And, 1st and 15 is just a sewin machine So I, cut the pattern and I, sew in seams And, button in this hustlin then publically I'm Buddy Lee There's no bustin them and cuffin them is like usherin in the regime, they want me to make Prince pants But I withstand, I ain't gotten into that A little big in the waist, two-pocket on the back Call them Nu-vi's, O.G.'s covered in blue dye Give 'em the game, that's like givin chocolate to the fat Look, how you think I got here? That's the same game that came through where I lived as a kid in the bad luck truck and threw boxes off the back Made me a ripper, deliver like river Content a little more thicker, slicker Yeah, and they said oil and water don't mix Now they all down at the beach washin off the fish Was Blackbeard 'til I brought the Roc into your ships YEAH! [Chorus] It's my life, my life - everything I dooo I dooooo for you I do it all for you - everything I say you knowwww it's the truth I'll say it is the truth - I'll take all the pressure offff of you Take pressure off of you; I'll take, the pressure off of you [Lupe Fiasco] YEAH! Uhh, it's hella proper (proper) Cause it sag so low you can see boxer, like a boxer's That's the way that the Family's pants worn Then we slide, and try and put 'em on The stones in the pocket'll drag you down to Davy Jones locker Beware if you wanna Roc the Knickerbocker Other nigga from the block what, they was sellin O's like Wheel of Fortune, of imported cocaine just to feel important, it was +Do or Die+ They was tired of bein "Po' Pimps," now for sure That was just a product of my common sense I guess, I was just guessin like the consonants Momma said beware of what the devil do Tell 'em that your soul's not for sale like the W's So go ahead and pirate, the highest cannons make you leak like pirated my shhh.. It's no shhh.. it's just shhh like quiet And big homey's out of retirement [Chorus] [Jay-Z] Uhh, Young, uhh So the pen is mightier than the sword my lord My first picture was a line-up, now I'm on the Forbes And I still remain the artiste through thees all If you force my hand I'll be forced to "draw" If the war calls for war halls Hope you got enough space on your hall's walls I make niggaz murals, then escape the bureau's investigation, out in Europe on vacation I'm back for these puppies with the pound boy (Blaow) Here's a round boy (blaow blaow) down boy Sound boy, you don't wanna soundclash loud noise leave niggaz paranoid if not paralyzed Which means you can't walk in my shoes Too much green you can't talk in my hue Extend the team, nigga holla at Lu' 1st and 15th, that's my cue, I'm through [Chorus] Yay Lyrics! - Janemba - 10-27-2007 Noli manere, manare in memoria (x2) Sephiroth, Sephiroth Saevam iram, iram et dolorem (x2) Sephiroth, Sephiroth Ferum terribile, ferum fatum Noli manare, manere in memoria (x2) Sephiroth, Sephiroth Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili Hic veni, da mihi mortem iterum Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili Hic veni, da mihi... Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili (x4) Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili (Qui mortem invitavis) Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili (Poena funesta natus) Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili (Noli nomen vocare) Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili (Ille iterum veniet) Sephiroth, Sephiroth Sephiroth Yay Lyrics! - Tobias - 11-28-2007 Come on! Does she walk Does she talk Does she come complete My homeroom, homeroom angel Always pulled me from my seat She was pure like snowflakes No one could ever stain The memory of my angel Could never cause me pain Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine And there's my homeroom angel On the pages in-between My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold My angel is the centerfold Angel is the centerfold Slipped me notes under the desk While I was thinkin' about her dress I was shy I turned away Before she caught my eye I was shakin' in my shoes Whenever she flashed those baby-blues Something had a hold on me When angel passed close by Those soft and fuzzy sweaters Too magical to touch Too see her in that negligee Is really just too much My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold Oh, yeah Angel is the centerfold It's okay I understand This ain't no never-never land I hope that when this issue's gone I'll see you when your clothes are on Take you car Yes we will We'll take your car and drive it We'll take it to a motel room And take 'em off in private A part of me has just been ripped The pages from my mind are stripped Oh no, I can't deny it Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold My angel is the centerfold Angel is the centerfold Yay Lyrics! - Kirano - 12-04-2007 Slow tunes ftw. <3 Artist: J. Holiday Song: Bed [J. Holiday: speaking] Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye (repeat 8x times) Put you to the bed, bed, bed Put you to the bed, bed, bed Aye,Aye, Aye, Aye [Verse 1] Girl, change into that Victoria Secret thing that I like Alright Ok, tonight your having me your way Perfume, spray it there Put our love in the air Now put me right next to you Fittin to raise the temp in the room First rub my back like you do Right there, uh-uh, right there uh You touch me like you care Now Stop And let me repay you for the week that you've been thru Working that 9-5 and staying cute, like you do oh, oh, oh [Pre-Chorus] I love it (I love it) You love it (You love it) Everytime (Everytime) We touchin (We touchin) I want it (I want it) You want it (You want it) I'll see you (see you) In the morning (In the morning) [Chorus] I wanna put my fingers thru your hair Wrap me up in your legs And love you till your eyes roll back I'm tryin to put you to bed, bed, bed I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed Then I'ma rock your body Turn you over Love is war I'm your soldier Touching you like it's our first time I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed [Verse 2] I'm staring at you while your sleep You replaced it for beauty Put my face up in your neck and breathe (aww, breathe) Take you into my senses Wake up, it's time to finish Round two, It's round two Matter of fact it's closer to three She like, "how long I been sleep?" Shorty, kisses turn into the sweetest dreams Like give it to me And I can feel her tell me My angel this is wonderful Thanks, for letting me bless ya Come down, fly, right, drift back into heaven Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh [Pre-Chorus] I love it (I love it) You love it (You love it) Everytime (Everytime) We touchin (We touchin) I want it (I want it) You want it (You want it) I'll see you (see you) In the morning (In the morning) [Chorus] I wanna put my fingers thru your hair Wrap me up in your legs And love you till your eyes roll back I'm tryin to put you to bed, bed, bed I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed Then I'ma rock your body Turn you over Love is war I'm your soldier Touching you like it's our first time I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed [Bridge] Watch the sunlight peak over the horizons Ou-Ou, Ou-Ou, Ou-Ou, Ou-Ou Sun ain't the only thing that's shining Ou-Ou, Ou-Ou, Ou-Ou, Ou-Ou Now, I'mma send you out into the world with my love Tell everybody aye, aye, aye [x10] [Chorus] I wanna put my fingers thru your hair Wrap me up in your legs And love you till your eyes roll back I'm tryin to put you to bed, bed, bed I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed Then I'ma rock your body Turn you over Love is war I'm your soldier Touching you like it's our first time I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed |