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Burter's Random Stories - Printable Version

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Burter's Random Stories - Uno - 07-04-2008

I predict either Krillin or myself being eliminated next.


Burter's Random Stories - Zangya - 07-05-2008

Crap. That sucks. I guess I look stupider than I actually am -- I was pleased about my alliance with Bra in Ep 2.


Burter's Random Stories - Burter - 07-05-2008

It wasn't really an alliance, more like a bond formed out of nessecity


Burter's Random Stories - Zangya - 07-05-2008

It could have been an alliance in the long run.

Final two ftw?

But there's always next time.


Burter's Random Stories - Burter - 07-05-2008

Survivor: Namek

Final 13

[COLOR="LightGreen"]Namekians
Yamu, Bra, Bojack, Waffuru, Android 17, Reijin[/COLOR]

[COLOR="LightBlue"]Saiyans
Krillin, Android 18, Bujin, Violet, Uno, Paragus, Kirano[/COLOR]


Reward: Nameks navigate through an obstacle course on the water to win a trip to the namekian mainland where they are given some zeni to purchase a few supplies
Immunity: Nameks win a straight up fighting competition to win immunity



Ever since the first elimination, where Sazuaa was the unfortunate victim of the newly formed Saiyan alliance, the tribe seemed to be seperated. They managed to win a reward and two immunities, which kept the spirits fairly high, but there was always a slight animosity between some of the tribe members.

"Life has been a lot easier since we got fire and blankets," Kirano explained, "There's been less arguing and more work getting done. It's still not the best atmosphere with two people knowing their going home soon, but it's livable."

Of course, it wasn't the same tune to the people who knew their number was almost up. Uno, Killin and Bujin were outnumbered 3 to 4, though Bujin had made it in good with the alliance. "It's not the most comfortable feeling," he said, "But it feels good knowing I should be safe at least for two more tribal councils, which should carry me into the merge."

After winning their second immunity challenge, the seeds of dissent had begun to be planted. It was Paragus who first had the idea. "I was trying to cook dinner, but Violet had an issue with the way I was cooking, so we got into an arguement. It occured to me that she's not really in any position to start fights when I'm the one who has the votes."

With that in mind, Paragus and Krillin sat down to talk seriously. "Paragus' plan is to take out Violet and Eighteen, which should leave the five of us to go into the merge. It's a pretty funny situation because, well, it means Uno and I are going to be the flip votes."

The idea was sat on until the immunity challenge loss. Life hadn't gotten much better as Paragus brought in both Kirano and Bujin into the fold. "Everyone seemed to finally agree that I should be stick to the leader position," Violet said, "But all of a sudden, it seems like even my alliance doesn't like me, which makes me nervous."

"The reason we lost today was because Violet couldn't keep up with the rest of us in the fighting competition," Uno complained, "But at the same time, it's hard to rest easy when people like Paragus and Kirano are plotting behind everyone's backs."

Just before tribal council, Krillin told Violet about the situation with Paragus. "The plan was for Violet to bitch at Paragus at tribal council, which meant both me and Uno would be voteless."

Sure enough, Violet called out Paragus and the two began to argue. Krillin and Uno remained silent as Violet scolded her former alliance members for turning on her. Paragus finally stopped the discussion when he said the votes would speak for themselves.

Then they did.




























































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The votes were read and it came to 3-3, with one last vote to settle it. Paragus knew he had been fooled the second the third vote for him came out, and the fourth one settled it. He wished Kirano good luck and got his torch quietly, not acknowledging the others.

His torch was snuffed and he was told to leave, which he did. Kirano and Bujin had agreed to his plan because Krillin and Uno said they would be all for eliminating Violet. However, when it came down to the votes, it was decided that they would rather live with someone they don't get along with, but they trust, then someone who is liable to stab them in the back. Paragus, unfortunately, played the game too hard too early.

Was this a new alliance, or was the tribe back to how it used to be: Broken, divided and full of hostility?



Burter's Random Stories - Paragus - 07-05-2008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo...

k im done.


Burter's Random Stories - Yamu - 07-05-2008

Paragus Wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo...

k im done.

How does it feel to know God hates you?


Burter's Random Stories - Paragus - 07-05-2008

Yamu Wrote:How does it feel to know God hates you?

Good! Yeah! Im not gonna let your comments keep me down! I won this game the last time! Didn't know that did ya?

*Takes a drink of his liquor in the paper bag.


Burter's Random Stories - Yamu - 07-05-2008

Are you a native american or something?

Only fools and the elderly live in the past, Kenny!


Burter's Random Stories - Paragus - 07-05-2008

Yamu Wrote:Are you a native american or something?

Only fools and the elderly live in the past, Kenny!

Little do you know that im an 85 year old Cherokee! How do you live with yourself knowing that you people ravaged my land, gave my people small pox infested blankets, and left us with nothing but highly profitable casinos? How do you sleep at night Sir?

*takes another drink


Burter's Random Stories - Yamu - 07-05-2008

I sleep on the land your grandmother used to because you ancestors had no sense of ownership! *pets teepee walls*


Burter's Random Stories - Paragus - 07-05-2008

Yamu Wrote:I sleep on the land your grandmother used to because you ancestors had no sense of ownership! *pets teepee walls*

Well i sleep on your actual grandmother!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOT WOOT WOOT(thats the dog pound BTW.)


Burter's Random Stories - Yamu - 07-05-2008

Both my grandmothers are dead. My only grandparent left dies last year when she died in a car wreck. Thanks for bringing up my painful personal past, you ASSHOLE!

I LOVED HER!!! SHE RAISED ME!!!


Burter's Random Stories - Bra - 07-05-2008

We took the land. Go us!


Burter's Random Stories - Yamu - 07-05-2008

Bra Wrote:We took the land. Go us!

Go write. Asylum privileges are reserved for writers.


Burter's Random Stories - Bra - 07-05-2008

Fuck you! You go write, asshole!


Burter's Random Stories - Paragus - 07-05-2008

Yamu Wrote:Both my grandmothers are dead. My only grandparent left dies last year when she died in a car wreck. Thanks for bringing up my painful personal past, you ASSHOLE!

I LOVED HER!!! SHE RAISED ME!!!

....

Ummm. My god im sorry. I didn't mean to. We're not so different you and I. WE are both human. Dont cry. Lets just forget about the past. I extend you a peace offering.

*Extends wool blanket.




































Take it you sonofabitch take it.


Burter's Random Stories - Bra - 07-05-2008

@Yamu:

Oh... you did.

Well. ...Shut up.


Burter's Random Stories - Yamu - 07-05-2008

That blanket is full of small pox isn't it! NO! Stop shoving it in my face! Why are you wearing that mask, Para! No! I'm already warm...I *cough* *cough*

Bra: Yeah...i did. NOW who look like a silly Canadian bitch?


Burter's Random Stories - Bra - 07-05-2008

I always look like a silly Canadian bitch. Dumbass.