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Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Waffuru - 08-07-2009
Quote:Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.
;) @ Jack
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009
Waffuru Wrote:Mysterously well timed considering I got asked a hour ago.@ Jack
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Jack - 08-07-2009
I don't really know how to PG this up, so I'm just going to put it frank and hope staff doesn't mind:
Lady GaGa has a dick.
Or at least she used to.
Now, I'm not a fan of dick, but I AM a fan of Lady Gaga.
Or at least I used to be.
The bottom line is this. Lady Gaga has a dick and I'm devastated and maybe she got it removed but it was still there at one point and I fapped to her a couple of times and I'm just sooo distraught right now because I thought she was the one BUT SHES NOT EVEN A SHE OR AT LEAST SHE DIDNT USE TO BE I GUESS SHE IS NOW BUT OHHHHHHHHHHHAUUUUUUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Waffuru - 08-07-2009
It's not fake! That's her press release dude. She got caught in some photos with her junk hanging out and lots of people were asking "double U tee eff?"
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009
Where the hell?
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Celena - 08-07-2009
What the....? That's not a big deal? Really?
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Belle Hibiki - 08-07-2009
This is either the best or worst troll ever.
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Kaden - 08-07-2009
http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dcks-is-lady-gaga-packing/
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009
Kaden Wrote:http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dcks-is-lady-gaga-packing/wtf, even on her own website I can't find anything like this.
I call fakes.
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Kaden - 08-07-2009
Did you watch the video?
That would have to be a pretty fucked up fake out.
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009
I'm TRYING but the video is @$!^ at forward/backward.
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Waffuru - 08-07-2009
Guitarlife89 (9:10:47 PM): i have neck pain
Guitarlife89 (9:10:52 PM): and i feel sick
waffuru (9:11:12 PM): I think that's a symptom of 'the gay'
waffuru (9:11:16 PM): you should see a doctor
waffuru (9:11:20 PM): or maybe you're pregnant
waffuru (9:11:23 PM): Are you a hermie too?
Guitarlife89 (9:11:39 PM): ...
Guitarlife89 (9:11:43 PM): THATS ENOUGH QUESTIONS
Guitarlife89 (9:11:47 PM): TOO MANY QUESTIONS
Guitarlife89 (9:11:54 PM): mind your own business
Guitarlife89 (9:12:00 PM): cant belive she has a dick...
Guitarlife89 (9:12:10 PM): and I was like ignoring how bad her face was this whole time
Guitarlife89 (9:12:14 PM): because her body was awesome
Guitarlife89 (9:12:16 PM): ....
Guitarlife89 (9:12:19 PM): aUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waffuru (9:12:22 PM): =(
Guitarlife89 (9:12:24 PM): whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy
Guitarlife89 (9:12:29 PM): im so confused
Guitarlife89 (9:12:33 PM): and this is totally wierd
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbmxw6befyQ for everyone having trouble with that video.
And I checked this like 3 times, I can't see a dick, she just says 'I have no panties on' and gets off, truth be told I don't think she's even naked but it's some sort of crotch panty hose or something.
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Super Buu - 08-07-2009
.... Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Pinky - 08-07-2009
thought this was already well known :|
Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:I don't really know how to PG this up, so I'm just going to put it frank and hope staff doesn't mind:
Lady GaGa has a dick.
Or at least she used to.
Now, I'm not a fan of dick, but I AM a fan of Lady Gaga.
Or at least I used to be.
The bottom line is this. Lady Gaga has a dick and I'm devastated and maybe she got it removed but it was still there at one point and I fapped to her a couple of times and I'm just sooo distraught right now because I thought she was the one BUT SHES NOT EVEN A SHE OR AT LEAST SHE DIDNT USE TO BE I GUESS SHE IS NOW BUT OHHHHHHHHHHHAUUUUUUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-_-
XD
=(
D=
;_;
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Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009
Also look at the grammar at the release, if it's something she said it was written by a 9 year old.
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Ashe - 08-07-2009
Waffuru Wrote:It's not fake! That's her press release dude. She got caught in some photos with her junk hanging out and lots of people were asking "double U tee eff?"
I remember that.
But thing is, almost the entire internet had already speculated this. Her entire demeanor in interviews was like "I love sex, I fuck so many people, don't ask anything of my personal business though, despite me being so loud about something so personal". That sounds like that dude trying to brag loudly about how he fucked a train of six girls that he refuses to name all because he's actually gay and doesn't want to be picked on.
Her face is even manly, imo. I don't actually like her one bit, but - don't get any of this confused with a general opinion of people with that type of genetic situation.
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Rem-13 - 08-07-2009
GaGa is pretty cute regardless of her downstairs mix up.
Edit: That is when she isn't trying to be a megaslut. Which is rare.
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Tyr - 08-07-2009
Okay does anyone know the location of her blog? This is bugging the hell out of me. Every site refers her blog but I can only find fanblogs.
Lady Gaga caught packing heat - Ashe - 08-07-2009
I just watched the video. That was clearly some junk, and not just the tip of one. I'd almost say that given she announces that and then stands up and then fixes her skirt right in front of everyone that she was trying to "nonchalantly" get it out in the open, no pun intended.
Also, to mention, this is one of the few things I've seen her involved in where I can even slightly tolerate her. Her demeanor does come off slightly sexy (for once, sorry, she usually doesn't) while maintaining some of her sluttiness (the stage act she tries for if anything). But she actually shows that she's concerned with a good show and not being the stupid bitch she normally is (from my experience with her).