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A Message From Dwight Schrute - Jack - 11-13-2009
"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier."
-Dwight Schrute
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A Message From Dwight Schrute - Tyr - 11-13-2009
What the hell?
A Message From Dwight Schrute - Orion - 11-13-2009
God I love that guy.
A Message From Dwight Schrute - Ashe - 11-13-2009
I don't know who that guy is, but he just paved himself a path to awesome.
A Message From Dwight Schrute - Orion - 11-13-2009
How could you not know who that is? I'm Australian and I know The Office.
A Message From Dwight Schrute - Kazuya - 11-13-2009
xDDD
A Message From Dwight Schrute - Saz - 11-13-2009
Gareth would have met Tiffany...
A Message From Dwight Schrute - Ashe - 11-14-2009
Orion Wrote:How could you not know who that is? I'm Australian and I know The Office.
Easy. I don't have time to watch The Office. I don't keep up with any tv show right now, just how things have been going.