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I wrote a poem - John Doe - 02-08-2012
Writing on Bean Burritos
A good poem is like a first-rate fart
because it will resonate with you long after you've heard it.
But to define greatness is like getting expelled
from stool; it's easy to do but it doesn't mean you passed.
Silent but deadly writers can vent
ideas through your thoughts like crop dusting
methane over desert varnish. However,
loud and proud poets often piffle love puffs and toot
trumpets that sound like stale wind.
Judgment is reserved
for the surprised and flabbergassed. An audience of
hissers and hangers spouting guano-talk is
worth more than the moon beams and morning thunder
poets gift themselves. The worst critic for your work
is your partiality, because the quibble you fuss and frolic around
sounds best to you. But the truth is: it stinks.
I wrote a poem - Super Buu - 02-09-2012
I don't read poetry, but when I do: it's John Doe's.