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Bang, Marry, Kill - Na'vi - 03-06-2012 If you haven't played, its pretty simple: out of three people who would you bang, marry, and kill? Rosanne Barb, Paris Hilton, John Stewert Go! Edit: answer ALL the ones presented before you before giving your own choices. Thats the fun part, so make sure to answer everyones ! Bang, Marry, Kill - Android 17 - 03-06-2012 Marry Jon Stewart (yes homo) Bang Paris Hilton (a close tie with Jon Stewart) Kill Rosanne Barb (Indifference) George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Seth Rogan Bang, Marry, Kill - Jarka - 03-07-2012 Marry Vladimir Putin (I have a soft spot for Russians) Bang Seth Rogan Kill George W. Bush (more indifference than anything) I'm adding pictures for more entertainment value. Queen Elizabeth II [spoiler][/spoiler] Lady Gaga [spoiler][/spoiler] Abraham Lincoln [spoiler][/spoiler] Bang, Marry, Kill - Violet - 03-07-2012 Marry: The queen (she's the god damned queen of friggin England and parts of Canada, ffs.) Bang: Lincoln (He was super tall...good chance he's packin' some heat, but he's just too skinny for my tastes for a long term relationship) Kill: Gaga. I would have banged or married, but thinking about how many hot dogs have been tossed down her hallway...ehhh, I'm okay. Anything short of a freight train might not satisfy her, and I'm just not that committed. Marry, Bang or Kill: Janet Reno Susan Boyle Gilbert Godfried Bang, Marry, Kill - Maruset - 03-07-2012 Marry: Susan Boyle. I imagine life would be fairly cush and I could probably get her to sing me to sleep. Not the best, but these options... Bang: Gilbert Gottfried. I just wanna hear the sounds he makes during Kill: Janet Reno. No idea who this is Lenny Kravitz, Dennis Hopper, Christopher Walken Bang, Marry, Kill - Undrask - 03-07-2012 Marry: Christopher Walken, he seems like he would be fun to live with, easy to talk to... and he's totally dreamy. Bang: Lenny Kravitz, cause he has that bangin bod and Hopper is too old for bangin Kill: I hate to kill Hopper. I love Hopper. Just not as much as Walken and he's too old to fuck. Poison Ivy [spoiler][/spoiler] Inque [spoiler][/spoiler] Harley Quinn [spoiler][/spoiler] Bang, Marry, Kill - Jonathan Meer - 03-10-2012 Bang Harley (she's hella needy, and not really capable of thinking for herself. Pretty safe there) Kill Inque (who?) Marry Poison Ivy (because why the fuck not) 1) [spoiler]God the Father [/spoiler] 2) [spoiler]God the Son [/spoiler] 3) [spoiler]God the Holy Spirit [/spoiler] Bang, Marry, Kill - John Doe - 03-10-2012 Nail: Christ (LOLOLOLOLO) Marry: Holy Spirit (seems fairly forgiving) Kill: God (fuk dis guy) I asked a random chat room for 3 random people, and I got... Dokuro chan (Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan) Allen Walker (D. Gray-man) Jason (Heavy Rain) Bang, Marry, Kill - Violet - 03-10-2012 KILL KILL KILL: Jason from Heavy Rain. Dude, that kid deserved to die. Seriously. If you're going to straight up ignore your parent and keep walking OUT INTO FUCKING TRAFFIC NONETHELESS WHEN YOUR DAD TOLD YOUR BADASS TO FUCKING STOP, then you qualify for a Darwin Award and escort your stupid genes out of the gene pool. Marry: Allen Walker (No idea who this guy is) Bang: dokuro whatsermajig. (No idea who this is either) Bang, marry or kill? Tali'zorah, Miranda, Thane. [spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] Bang, Marry, Kill - Jarka - 03-10-2012 Kill Miranda. God I hated her. Bang Tali. Marry Thane. It was close between him and Tali, though. Had you brought in Garrus, it would have been marry Garrus and kill everybody else with sniper rifles. <3 Garrus [spoiler] Captain Kirk [/spoiler] [spoiler] Han Solo [/spoiler] [spoiler] The Tenth Doctor [/spoiler] Bang, Marry, Kill - Undrask - 03-10-2012 Kill: Han Solo. Fuck that guy. He's an asshole. Fuckin douchey mcdoucherstein worse than lando assfuckery incarnate. Bang: Kirk. As long as he's in his prime, sexy beast, lord of alien fuckery. Awesome dude to bang. Marry: um, obv Dr. Who. Id be his time-mate and live forever cause some fuckin thing would make me immortal. Also, eternal adventurez. Also, he's a caring lunatic, but I'm scared he'd get bored of me or that he'd regenerate... not the same man. Metallo [Spoiler] [/spoiler] Darkseid [Spoiler] [/spoiler] Lobo [Spoiler][/spoiler] Its hard to do this on a phooooneeee