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Edjomacation 4 Chubbs! - Raz - 10-23-2004
A few of Confuscious sayings that everyone must read to better themselves...
1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
2. Man who run in front of car get tired.
3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
6. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
7. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
8. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
9. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
10. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
11. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
12. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
15. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
16. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
17. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
20. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
21. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
22. For man who scratch ass, food taste crappy all day.
Edjomacation 4 Chubbs! - The Not Cool Not Tapion - 10-23-2004
xD These were good. I good read.
Edjomacation 4 Chubbs! - Raz - 10-23-2004
:] I like'em, especially number 10 since with all the big stuff going on in baseball lately.
Edjomacation 4 Chubbs! - The Not Cool Not Tapion - 10-23-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Goten
:] I like'em, especially number 10 since with all the big stuff going on in baseball lately.
I agree especially since I dislike baseball...
Edjomacation 4 Chubbs! - Hellfighter 17 - 10-23-2004
I like number 12 because it is funny and true.
Edjomacation 4 Chubbs! - Metal Teemer - 10-23-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Hell Fighter 17
I like number 12 because it is funny and true.
It's not funny and true...
It's funny because its true.
Edjomacation 4 Chubbs! - Kami - 10-23-2004
I burnt the hair on my arm and my only complaint is that it smells bad.
Edjomacation 4 Chubbs! - Metal Teemer - 10-23-2004
Oh shiet, it was the funniest thing ever. Hopefully pictures are to come, right Kami?
Edjomacation 4 Chubbs! - Tobias - 10-23-2004
Heard them all and more. My dad was obsessed with confucius at one point.