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Three Cowboys... - Kami - 10-30-2004
Three cowboys are camoing in the wilderness, and they decide to tell stories about how tough they are. The first cowboy say, "I once tamed a bull that had just previously killed 4 men"
The second cowboy says, "Thats nothing! I once had a 9 foot long rattlesnake try to bite me in the face. I caught it, bit its head off, sucked out the venom and ate it raw."
The third cowboy sat silently stirring the hot coals of the fire with his penis.
Three Cowboys... - Amadeus - 10-30-2004
Oh this reminds me of my joke I wrote on Evo:
There were three guys:Chibi Trunks, Goku Jr and Cooler. They all had to visit the allmighty administrator Son Goku. When Goku Jr came, Goku said:
"Stop spamming or ill use my lockage ball."
And so Goku Jr stopped. Then came Chibi Trunks and Goku told him:
"Stop asking so many questions or im gonna use my lockage ball."
And so he stopped. Then came Cooler and Goku said:
"Stop stealing or im gonna use my lockage ball."
When Cooler returned, the other two asked him:
"Hey Cooler, what did he tell you?"
"I dont know he said something about this ball here."
Three Cowboys... - Amadeus - 10-30-2004
Dont you get it? Cooler stole the ball from Goku. I dont get it how peopl cant get that
Three Cowboys... - Old Selipa - 10-30-2004
Both jokes I found Ok they positioned a grin on my face, maybe I liked them somewhat cause I?ve had a shit ass of a day.
Three Cowboys... - Tobias - 10-30-2004
I laughed not because of the fact that the others were overcompensating for thier tiny penises but because the one guy was about to get his all charred and burnt and be unable to use it. Seriously. Ouch.
Three Cowboys... - Amadeus - 10-31-2004
Hey dont give me that! I rock as Cooler!
Besides its not fair. Youve known CT longer. And i also aint from the US of A so I dont have the same style.
Three Cowboys... - Amadeus - 10-31-2004
your probably right....and thanks
Three Cowboys... - Toshiro - 10-31-2004
That Evo joke should of stayed on Evo.. Those who aren't on there wouldn't really understand it I think..
Kami, good joke man, it got a grin outta me after fun & game's with that chat bot on AIM..
Three Cowboys... - Kami - 10-31-2004
Sweet, glad some of you could see the humor in it
*is drunk*