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I'm My Own Grandpa! - Ruhiel - 03-24-2005
Many, many years ago when I was just twenty three,
I was married to a widow, she was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
and my father fell in lover with her. Soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law - changed my very life!
My daughter was my mother because she was my father's wife!
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy!
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad.
Well, that made him my uncle - made me very sad!
Because if he was my uncle then he was also a brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course was my step-mother!
My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And, of course, he became my grandchild because he was my daughter's son;
My wife is now my mother's mother and this makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too!
Now if my wife is my grandmother, well, then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think about it, it nearly drives me wild!
Because now I have become the strangest case that you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
I'm my own grandpa! I'm my own grandpa!
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so!
Oh, I'm my own grandpa!
I'm My Own Grandpa! - The Not Cool Not Tapion - 03-24-2005
That's weird.
I'm My Own Grandpa! - Hellfighter 17 - 03-24-2005
I haven't heard that song forever. It is just great(humour-wise). Great.
I'm My Own Grandpa! - Reijin - 03-25-2005
I wanted to see that movie. It's preview is on a movie I have. There's also this other movie that has a preview that I want to see as well that is similar.