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Am I gay? - Banned Dana - 10-08-2005
No dude. Listen. Most guys, hang with guys. I mean, there are the rare occasions, but in all honesty, when do you see a bunch of men and woman all hanging out, drinking beer and watching football? Mostly men. So are they gay, NOPE!
Next time they tell you that you're gay, kick them in the nuts! Either that or just ignore them, it's really not the big of a deal to be called gay now a days.
Besides, the way I look at it, if someone calls me gay, gay means happy. If someone calls me a homo, homo means the same. Just kind of roll it off like it's nothing. If they're calling you names and all that bull, just know that you're not and let it roll off you, in the end, you'll be the bigger man.
Am I gay? - Hellfighter 17 - 10-08-2005
I just stick with Piccolo in the gay means happy (I must admit, though, I do refer to homosexuals as gays, sometimes). Along with that, queer means weird, and faggot is a type of binding together. Once they finally say homosexual, I just say, "There yea go! Oh, and no I'm not, but what would be the big problem if I am?" Or, I might play along and make it seems as though I might be in-fact; it's fun to play with people's minds, especially when it's about a matter that shouldn't even be negative.
I don't see what's so wrong with homosexuality, anyway. =/
Am I gay? - Piccolo Daimoun - 10-08-2005
Gokua and I constantly hang out...and were not gay. We keep a balance...although I have to say, I tend to hang out more with girls then guys...hell just last night, I went over to a girl's house for her party, just for an hour, and for fun.
But yeah, if anyone's calling you gay, ask yourself...are you gay? And I think from previous statements your not gay, so just roll it off. And generally, they're just looking for someone to pick on. Anyway, hope that helps.
Am I gay? - Raditzu - 10-08-2005
Might sound immature, but who do you wanna hump?
That's a pretty easy way of figuring it out.
Am I gay? - Toshiro - 10-08-2005
Bottom line:
Who cares?
So what if your gay? Its a problem people need to deal with, not you. If your not gay, then great. If you are, great. Alot like what Slug said, who care's what others think, it's your life, not theirs.
Am I gay? - Toshiro - 10-08-2005
Quote:Originally posted by Lord Slug
Quote:Originally posted by Janemba
Bottom line:
Who cares?
So what if your gay? Its a problem people need to deal with, not you. If your not gay, then great. If you are, great. Alot like what Slug said, who care's what others think, it's your life, not theirs.
you so are though....call me
Would, but my phone got cut off after last time
Am I gay? - Drake - 10-09-2005
Yes, you're gay. You're the biggest gay that could ever gay any day of the gay week. If you were to look up "Gay" in the dictionary, it would have a picture of you taking it in the ass and smiling.
Am I gay? - The Not Cool Not Tapion - 10-09-2005
Dude 12.09.1991
Your fourteen, guys say that at our age whenever, it means nothing. -_-
Am I gay? - Toshiro - 10-09-2005
Trunks wins again.
Am I gay? - Tobias - 10-10-2005
I hate women but the idea of sexing up someone with a penis makes me ill.
What does this make me?
Am I gay? - Tobias - 10-10-2005
Comitment has nothing to do with it. I just have yet to meet a women who personality doesnt make me want to scratch my own eyeballs out.
Am I gay? - Tobias - 10-10-2005
Yeah, It caused me alot of anxiety a year of two back. I just had the feeling I would never find someone I could love in that way. Man/Wife way. But I'm sure I'll find some Girl that I actually like to be around and will put up with my quirks. That all I ask for in a relationship.
Am I gay? - Raditzu - 10-10-2005
I think people, in general, take relationships too seriously. Rarely does anything good come from doing that. Just sit back, relax, and see where things take you. Going into something looking for "mr(s). right" from the get-go is just a bad idea.
I'm not saying anyone's doing that, just throwing it out there to chew on.
Am I gay? - Burter - 10-10-2005
Quote:Originally posted by Garlic Jr
Comitment has nothing to do with it. I just have yet to meet a women who personality doesnt make me want to scratch my own eyeballs out.
That makes you straight
Am I gay? - Old Dave - 10-10-2005
Quote:Originally posted by Burter
Quote:Originally posted by Garlic Jr
Comitment has nothing to do with it. I just have yet to meet a women who personality doesnt make me want to scratch my own eyeballs out.
That makes you straight
hahahahahahahahahaha.
Am I gay? - Tobias - 10-10-2005
I was expecting "That makes you a man" but close enough.
Am I gay? - Raditzu - 10-10-2005
...
Wow.
Am I gay? - Old Dave - 10-10-2005
Quote:Originally posted by Captain Ginyu
Remember when dealing with women there are very key rules.
1. You must be in charge.
When woman control the relationship they look for reasons to fuck it up and make you miserable. U must be in control.
The key to being in charge or in control. Is being in charge of yourself. If you are in control of yourself the woman can not control you and if the woman cant control you you will run the relationship. I can garantee it.
2. You are Gods Gift.
Women want the biggest strongest men. Nature made them this way, they want a man that they think is better than them so that way they feel that are breeding well. Nature programed them that way. So you need to make them think that you are gods gift to woman. How do you do this, by acting like gods gift to women. And trust me after you do it for a while and it works, you will start to believe that you are gods gift to woman. And once you believe it then it gets really easy. Remember, you want the women to feel that she is lucky to have ever met a man as wonderful and as godlike as yourself. You have no faults, you have no quirks, you are flawless.
3. You must be able to let go.
Most women will push your buttons to see what will happen, to see what makes you tick. If a girl starts giving you shit just kick them to the curb... hard. Remember you are gods gift to women. Chances are they will come back. And if they dont, then just go get another one. Women are every where. If you are unable to let a woman go because you think you love her. You have just become her bitch. She will never stop fucking you and your life up. In order to have what you want you must be able to go without it. Just remember that.
Those are the key 3 rules to having a relationship with a woman.
And the key rules for dating include all of the rules above but there is 3 more.
4. Be bold and brave.
Ever wonder how you see some guys that are just real ass holes with extremely beautiful girls. It is because they are bold enough and brave enough to walk up and talk to any woman. And they dont give a shit if she says no, because there will always be another woman to go talk to. Many really super hot chicks dont get hit on by guys very much at all. Simply because most guys dont have the courage to walk up and talk to them. Try being bold enough and brave enough to walk up and talk to the next super hot chick you see. Do this ten times and I am sure you will be rewarded.
5. They dont know you.
Remember when walking over and talking to a girl, that they dont know you. So if they say they are not interested dont even sweat it. They dont know who you are, they dont know what they are missing.
6. Expect failure.
If you spend a day at the mall just walking around talking to chicks and collecting numbers, which I have done. Percentages are not in your favor. If you do this all day here are the percentages.
1 out of 10 will give you a real number.
1 out of 10 will give you a fake number.
1 out of 10 will ingore you if you let them.
3 out of 10 will flame you. Make a really bad burn.
and finally
4 out of 10 will talk to you but will give you no number.
While those might not be exact for you, you will find that they are really close.
And yes I just wrote this all right now. I am a genious when it comes to women. Trust me just print this out and try it ok. It will work I give it a 100% garantee.
These are the rules to my success.
Mary and Jane decide to ditch you tonight?
Am I gay? - The Not Cool Not Tapion - 10-10-2005
We aren't trying to get the most women, this isn't a pimp contest. You are a moron.
I have plenty of women as friends because they trust me and can talk to me about anything. If you rub off to be an honest, trusting person, you will get a lot of friends, men and women. Trying to get all the women possible is moronic and means nothing except for an ego boost for a man. Dumbass.
Owned by a fourteen year old, suck it hard and dry.
Am I gay? - Old Dave - 10-10-2005
Quote:Originally posted by Tapion
We aren't trying to get the most women, this isn't a pimp contest. You are a moron.
I have plenty of women as friends because they trust me and can talk to me about anything. If you rub off to be an honest, trusting person, you will get a lot of friends, men and women. Trying to get all the women possible is moronic and means nothing except for an ego boost for a man. Dumbass.
Owned by a fourteen year old, suck it hard and dry.
damn I think that's the best come back you have ever had.... 8o