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Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Raz - 10-27-2005
Thaat's right! Take your pick at some of the world's "leading" rap songs and attempt to bring them into a more understandable language.
This has nothing to do with personal views on rap, so keep it to yourselves.
Objectives are simple, take any rap and pick it apart piece by piece into small defenseless morsels that can be easily devoured by others. Feel free to do it in any template you want, cause I don't really care. =)
Song: We Be Burnin'
By: Sean Paul
Rapping
Just gimme the gees an we be clubbin yow.
Gal a make wi please and we be thuggin' now.(thuggin' now)
Sippin' Hennesy an we'll be bubblin yow.(bubblin yow)
Set we mind at ease we got to take it slow.
Translated
Would you mind passing me those "G's"? It appears that we are clubbing now.
A female please? It also has come to my attention that we are thugging now.
Sipping upon that imported french cognac and we will be intoxicated now.
I feel rather relaxed now, we must consider taking it leisurely.
Rapping
So when you see the S.p. floatin don't provoke him
Cause the girls we be poking have to smoking.
Best thing fi the recreation a fi get the best girls inna every nation.
All Topper girls we promotin and suportin
And dem love how we flow king here them shouting
First class ticket invitation girls from New York, England and Jamaican.
Translated
My good lad, when you see the "S.P." in an amphibious state, please reframe from provoking him.
Because those young ladies will be loitering about for a refined cigarette.
I believe the dignified thing to accomplish upon entering foreign land would be to identify the finest women.
As it has become so obviously seen, those "Topper" women happen to be the subject of out promoting and supporting.
And, if I might say, they appear to enjoy themselves given our lyrical speech as they parade themselves aloud in a festive manner.
First class tickets, as always, for the females residing in New York City, the England mother land, and Jamaican territories.
Rapping
Everyday we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say.
We be earnin dollars turning cause we mind de pon we pay.
Some got gold and oil and diamonds - all we got is Mary J.
Legalize it, time to recognise it.
Translated
It is customary that we are set aflame, not concerning ourself with what this fellow "Nobody" wishes to verbalize in a vocal manner.
We are earning our currency because we mind the "Pon" we are forced to finance.
There are those who manage gold, oil, and diamonds while all we have is a nickle bag of weed.
There needs to be some form of legal action unto which it is legalized in the proper manner and recognized by the general public.
Rapping
Girls them a page me waan fi raise me
True me write nuff tune and drive them crazy.
Well I man a true born Jamaican
Ready fi the girls them inna every situation.
Translated
The female gender, they wish me to page me when they desire to give me an erection.
True, I compose enough of my verbal assault on the english language to drive them mentally ill.
Well, Iman, I'm a true born Jamaican.
Those girls seem ready in every situation.
Rapping
We a the gal dem pro, them know we flow
With the lyrical content that make them dip low and
Make the club keep jumpin
Turn up the bass make we here when it pumpin.
Translated
Those women appear to possess the capabilities of being masterful at their work, they also seem to know that we have the ability to be a oozing substance.
Having the abilities to make them cripple themselves down upon the ground in a fetal position and
Create friction between the base of the social establishment enough to send the structure in a vertical jettison.
Please, turn up the bass nob upon the amplifier. We all seem to have device for transferring or compressing fluids.
Rapping
Summertime bounce to the music people choose it
Sean da P gal a cruise with... well reputed cause.
We a the girls them champion,
Have nuff a them like the great king Solomon.
Translated
The sunny season to preform a jumping motion to music chosen by the general public.
"Sean The P" has a companion of the opposite sex to sail with a reputation for being a whore.
Obviously the female race are the champions,
It is a shame I cannot bring myself to speak proper english enough, because even King Solomon got chicks.
Rapping
Many girls inna wi eye sight sexy dress type
Se them ready fi a hype night
Just gimme di light
An make we blaze it the roof we haffi raise it again
Translated
Much of the females appear to have massive eyes even though they dress in a sexual appealing attire.
See? It looks as though some may be ready for a morale pleasing evening.
My friend without a future, please give my talentless ass a light
And while you're at it, set the roof on fire! because, we will without a doubt, be rebuilding it in the morning.
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Ruhiel - 10-27-2005
XD
Absolutely brilliant! Did you actually do all of those yourself?
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Raz - 10-27-2005
100% ^_^
Only because this particular song was just screaming for this sort of attention.
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Ruhiel - 10-27-2005
Quote:Originally posted by Goten
My good lad, when you see the "S.P." in an amphibious state, please reframe from provoking him.
That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. You should seriously start a new music genre of this "translated rap."
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Piccolo Daimoun - 10-27-2005
Quote:Originally translated by Goten
My friend without a future, please give my talentless ass a light
Man, I couldn't stop laughing at this.
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Krillin - 10-27-2005
Quote:Originally posted by Android 20
That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. You should seriously start a new music genre of this "translated rap."
Performed by Minkus, of course.
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Hellfighter 17 - 10-27-2005
Once he gets back from his time continuum.
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Krillin - 10-27-2005
HF17 is worthy of my mojo.
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Raz - 10-27-2005
Life is sweet at the end of a Ludwig.
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Reijin - 10-28-2005
That is freakin' hilarious. Someone translate G-Unit XD
Rappers Say The Darndest Things - Raz - 10-28-2005
Quote:Originally posted by Reijin
That is freakin' hilarious. Someone translate G-Unit XD
/in the process by request