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Intoducing Bunny. - CoolSpice - 02-27-2006
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Introducing Bunny. The cute, lovable new product from "We are better then you." If your feelng lonely in life, and don't have any friends, then what you need is Bunny. Take Bunny to work, to school, introduce him to friends, have him over at parties. He's good for a laugh and a great company.
Bunny may not be right for everyone.
Side effects include vomiting, bloating, cramping, diaria, sudden beaking of bones, sleep deprivation, deafness, blindness, loss of various protruding parts of your body, growth of additional eyes, fits of rage, stupid visions of the future, twitching, octaphobia, automatonophobia, xanthophobia, triskadekaphobia, Chronomentrophobia, goth-like behavior, insomna, nosebleeds, earbleeds, brain freezes, implosion of apendix, awkward sliences, and short/long term memory loss.
You may become independant to Bunny, Bunny has been known to mame or decapitate. In numirous but rare occations, Bunny has been known to lash out in random rage. Consult your piggy bank to see if Bunny is right for you. Bunny should not be taken if you drive, drink, bathe, or sleep, as he has been known to hurt people who do so. If you are expiriencing problems saying, looking at, or even thinking about Bunny, consult your Beenie Baby emediately.
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The color yellow- Xanthophobia
The number 8- Octophobia
The fear of clocks- Chronomentrophobia
The fear of wax statues- Automatonophobia
The number 13- Triskadekaphobia
Intoducing Bunny. - Bra - 03-01-2006
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Okay. There's obviously something to that image we're missing.
I'm gonna go with the standard "I hate you" in this case, cool?